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Funny Quotes From Sex and the City - Page 2

Miranda: He has to get baptized and wear a dress.
Carrie: Baby's first drag show!
Big: I never really thought about it.
Carrie: Oh come on. Everybody wonders what happens after you die.
Big: I'm too busy wondering who's dinging my car in the garage.
Carrie: And then I realized something, twenty-something girls are just fabulous, until you see one with the man who broke your heart.
Carrie: So what type of movies do you compose for?
Patrick: Really bad ones. You know, the "I Screamed When I Knew What You Did Last Summer on Elm Street" type.
Steve: Oh come on, I want a baby. It would be fun.
Miranda: It's not like owning a foosball table, Steve.
Detective: You Irish?
Miranda: No, why?
Detective: Coz you have beautiful red hair.
Miranda: Well I guess anybody can be Irish with the right colorist.
Carrie: There are 1.3 million single men in New York, 1.8 million single women, and of these more than 3 million people, about 12 think they're having enough sex.
Mr. Big: Nice dress.
Carrie: Meaning?
Mr. Big: Nice dress.
Miranda: Wow! A guy who doesn't want to get married! Film at eleven!
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