Funny Quotes From Sex and the City
Sex and the City is a comedy made for women about city life, the modern woman, and sexuality. The following are some funny quotes from the series.
Why don't we save time and you just tell me what I want?
Mr. Big to Carie
Why do we let the one thing we don't have affect how we feel about all the things we do have? Why does one-minus-a-plus-one feel like it adds up to zero?
If you can only have one great love, then the city just may be mine. And I don't want nobody talkin' shit about my boyfriend.
I think I have monogamy. I must have caught it from you people.
Maybe it's maturity or the wisdom that comes with age, but the witch in Hansel and Gretel — she's very misunderstood. I mean, the woman builds her dream house and these brats come along and start eating it.
Oh my god! She's fashion roadkill!
I began to realize that being beautiful is like having a rent-controlled apartment overlooking the park: completely unfair and usually bestowed upon those who deserve it least.
They practically chased me with torches like I was Fuckenstein!
Samantha, "Freaks and Oddities"
I said no white, no ivory, no nothing that says virgin. I have a child. The jig is up.
Miranda, "The Ick Factor"
Oh, honey, wake up and smell the KY.
Anthony, "Boy, Interrupted"
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