Funny Absolutely Fabulous Quotes
Absolutely Fabulous is a great British comedy. It has many humorous lines and is now in syndication. Below are some great funny quotes from the TV series.
The last mousquito that bit me had to check into the Betty Ford clinic.
Patsy
Sweetie, being gay is the best excuse to not be boring!
Edina
She's so anally retentive she wouldn't sit down for fear of sucking up the furniture.
Patsy
I DON'T WANT MORE CHOICE, I JUST WANT NICER THINGS.
Eddie, shouting
She is there, behind the rich and powerful... beside the rich and powerful... *under* the rich and powerful.
Patsy describing her sister, Jackie
I have been a paradise, but I've never been a me.
Eddie
Oh you little BITCH TROLL FROM HELL.
Patsy, to Saffy
Miserable little turnip.
Patsy, to Saffy
Family? Family? God, I hope you're not inviting that bloody, bollocky, selfish, two-faced, chicken, bastard, pig-dog man are you?
Eddie
Goodbye aging obscurity and 'Hello.' Magazine.
Patsy
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