Funny Quotes from Absolutely Fabulous
Absolutely Fabulous is a great British comedy. It has many humorous lines and is now in syndication all around the world. Below are some great funny quotations from the TV series.
Creator: Jennifer Saunders
Starring: Jennifer Saunders, Joanna Lumley, Julia Sawalha, June Whitfield, and Jane Horrocks
Original run: November 12, 1992 - July 23, 2012
The last mousquito that bit me had to check into the Betty Ford clinic.
Patsy
Sweetie, being gay is the best excuse to not be boring!
Edina
She's so anally retentive she wouldn't sit down for fear of sucking up the furniture.
Patsy
I DON'T WANT MORE CHOICE, I JUST WANT NICER THINGS.
Eddie, shouting
She is there, behind the rich and powerful... beside the rich and powerful... *under* the rich and powerful.
Patsy describing her sister, Jackie
I have been a paradise, but I've never been a me.
Eddie
Oh you little BITCH TROLL FROM HELL.
Patsy, to Saffy
Miserable little turnip.
Patsy, to Saffy
Family? Family? God, I hope you're not inviting that bloody, bollocky, selfish, two-faced, chicken, bastard, pig-dog man are you?
Eddie
Goodbye aging obscurity and 'Hello.' Magazine.
Patsy
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