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Absolutely Fabulous Quotes

The last mousquito that bit me had to check into the Betty Ford clinic.
Patsy

Sweetie, being gay is the best excuse to not be boring!
Edina

She's so anally retentive she wouldn't sit down for fear of sucking up the furniture.
Patsy

I DON'T WANT MORE CHOICE, I JUST WANT NICER THINGS.
Eddie, shouting

She is there, behind the rich and powerful... beside the rich and powerful... *under* the rich and powerful.
Patsy describing her sister, Jackie

I have been a paradise, but I've never been a me.
Eddie

Oh you little BITCH TROLL FROM HELL.
Patsy, to Saffy

Miserable little turnip.
Patsy, to Saffy

Family? Family? God, I hope you're not inviting that bloody, bollocky, selfish, two-faced, chicken, bastard, pig-dog man are you?
Eddie

Goodbye aging obscurity and 'Hello.' Magazine.
Patsy

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More TV show quotes

Everybody Loves Raymond
M*A*S*H
Mad TV
My Name is Earl
Seinfeld
Sex and the City
Two and a Half Men
Will and Grace