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Mad TV Quotes

He look-a like-a man.
Ms. Swan

How many times has this happened to you?
Spishak Spokesman

Damn, this flight makes more stops than R. Kelly's limo in a preschool parking lot.
Belma Buttons

God bless Southwest Airlines, the ghetto bus of the sky.
Tovah McQueen

My dream is to go swimming in my Halloween costume.
Dot

If you don't put the pudding back in the fridge, you are a dumb person.
Cosby

I learned a secret in school: lmnop isn't one letter, it's like - seven or ten!
Dot

Ricky Martin: Ask me how I feel, come on, ask me how I feel.
Security Guard: [imitating Ricky] Okay, how do you feel?
Ricky Martin: I feel crazy, man!

Maybe I can win Texas, but I can't win your love. And Texas doesn't look good naked.
Bob Dole

It was crazy as hell, man! Pandemonium 2004!
Jovan Muskatelle

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