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Quotes from Television Shows

Almost everyone loves television. Throughout history there have been hundreds of tv shows worthy of being called great. You might not have heard of all of these, but you should check them out anyway.

Although I'm not about to do quotes for all of them, here is a list of lines from both historically great and new television series we all love, including 30 Rock, Seinfeld, and classics like Cheers and All in the Family.

Sitcoms:
30 Rock Absolutely Fabulous All in the Family
The Andy Griffith Show Bewitched The Big Bang Theory
Bored to Death Boy Meets World Cheers
The Cosby Show Curb Your Enthusiasm The Dick Van Dyke Show
Everybody Loves Raymond Frasier Friends
The Honeymooners How I Met Your Mother I Love Lucy
The Larry Sanders Show The Mary Tyler Moore Show Modern Family
My Name is Earl The Office Roseanne
Seinfeld Taxi Two and a Half Men
Will and Grace
Talk shows:
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart The Colbert Report The Ed Sullivan Show
Late Night with Conan O'Brien Late Show with David Letterman The Oprah Winfrey Show
Tonight Show with Jay Leno Tonight Show Starring Johnny Carson
Cartoons:
Aqua Teen Hunger Force Drawn Together Fairly Odd Parents
Family Guy Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends Futurama
The Rocky and Bullwinkle Show Simpsons South Park
Spongebob
Sci-fi / Fantasy:
Battlestar Galactica Doctor Who Star Trek: The Next Generation
Star Wars: The Clone Wars Stargate SG-1 Stargate: Atlantis
True Blood The Twilight Zone The X-Files
Dramas:
Big Love Bonanza Breaking Bad
Buffy the Vampire Slayer The Closer Damages
Dexter ER The Fugitive
Grey's Anatomy Gunsmoke Hill Street Blues
House Law & Order Lost
Mad Men The Mentalist NCIS
One Tree Hill The Rockford Files The Sopranos
St. Elsewhere Thirtysomething Twin Peaks
Comedy-Dramas:
Californication Entourage Glee
M*A*S*H Sex and the City Ugly Betty
United States of Tara
Variety / Sketch:
The Carol Burnett Show Mad TV Monty Python's Flying Circus
Rowan and Martin's Laugh-In Saturday Night Live
Documentary:
Grey Gardens - Made for TV movie
Educational:
Sesame Street