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Will and Grace Quotes

I'm not good or real... I'm evil, and imaginary.
Karen

I'd rather be a fag than afraid.
Jack to Will

Oh my god! What if we got trapped up here? Who would we eat first?
Jack

Honey, I don't need your man. I got George Clooney.
Will to Grace, "The Pilot (Love & Marriage)"

Hmm, that's strange, this bread seems to be as hard as our answering machine.
Will, "Saving Grace, Again (2)"

I'm gay. We love bras, right?
Owen, "A Chorus Lie"

How can I walk away from this? It's huge! It's a hotel. It's five houses in Monopoly.
Grace, "Kiss & Tell (2)"

Well, you always were very fond of the nursery rhyme, Rub-a-Dub-Dub, Three Men In A Tub!
Judith to Jack, "Homo for the Holidays"

Ok, it's 10:00 and no Cher. Unless you can turn back time, I'm very, very angry.
Jack, "Das Boob"

Gay ferrets to the waiting area. Gay ferrets to the waiting area.
Will (as if speaking over a PA system), "The Hospital Show"

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