Funny Quotes From My Name is Earl

My Name is Earl was a popular comedy in the USA for its entire role. The show helped bring about a new brand of shows in the US which featured narratives throughout. Below are a few of the funny quotes from the TV show.

Yeah, I like him. The guy with the green panty hose, right? I like his little hummingbird girlfriend, Tinkerbell. She gets so jealous.
Randy Hickey in Stole P's HD Cart

If you snatch enough purses, you learn a few things about Mace.
Earl Hickey in Pilot

Ain't no use running, fool! I know where your mama parks your house!
Earl Hickey in Pilot

I'm going to use this for hassling white people to make up for three hundred years of racial injustice. Or maybe I'll just use it for Halloween.
Darnell in Stole a Badge

Every time I walk out of my front door I win a beauty contest.
Joy Darville in Broke Joy's Fancy Figurine

I hope you get nut cancer.
Joy Darville in Joy's Wedding

Karma is a funny thing.
the Tagline.

Hey, Crabman!
Earl

This one's guaranteed only to have been worn 8 times.
Earl, while him and Joy shop at the Irregular Wedding Dress Sale.

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