Poetry and Quotations

Poem of Quotes is dedicated to bringing poetry, quotations and information to the www.

Everybody Loves Raymond Quotes

No, I didn't rupture my booty... one time I did sprain my groove thing.
Debra in High School

Whatever my wife touches falls off, so you can imagine how worried I am.
Ray, "Getting Even"

Sorry, Frankenstein's house of tooth decay is closed.
Frank, "Halloween Candy"

Zero serving zero... Ray can kiss my rear-o!
Frank, "Ping Pong"

I just kissed you, rubbed your chest, kissed you again in an impure manner -- you never took your eyes off the TV! Ten years ago all I had to do was be awake... sometimes not even that!
Debra

I discovered it when I was drawing genitals on your foosball trophies.
Robert

You are a mental case.
Ray

This apartment desperately needs my decorative taste.
Marie

Men don't like to cuddle. We only like it if it leads to... you know... lower cuddling.
Ray

Uhh. It smells like a skunk that came out of the ass of another skunk.
Ray

---

More TV show quotes

Absolutely Fabulous
M*A*S*H
Mad TV
My Name is Earl
Seinfeld
Sex and the City
Two and a Half Men
Will and Grace