Funny Quotes From Everybody Loves Raymond
Everybody Love Raymond was the best show on television during it's reign. Today, it can be seen in syndication on a good amount of channels. The following are some great funny quotes from the show.
No, I didn't rupture my booty... one time I did sprain my groove thing.
Debra in High School
Whatever my wife touches falls off, so you can imagine how worried I am.
Ray, "Getting Even"
Sorry, Frankenstein's house of tooth decay is closed.
Frank, "Halloween Candy"
Zero serving zero... Ray can kiss my rear-o!
Frank, "Ping Pong"
I just kissed you, rubbed your chest, kissed you again in an impure manner -- you never took your eyes off the TV! Ten years ago all I had to do was be awake... sometimes not even that!
Debra
I discovered it when I was drawing genitals on your foosball trophies.
Robert
You are a mental case.
Ray
This apartment desperately needs my decorative taste.
Marie
Men don't like to cuddle. We only like it if it leads to... you know... lower cuddling.
Ray
Uhh. It smells like a skunk that came out of the ass of another skunk.
Ray
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