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Hilarous Holiday Quotations

Holidays, you have to love them. Even if you don't celebrate a particular holiday but you get it off for work or school, it's fantastic! If your favorite holiday is Christmas, you are in luck. There are many quotations specifically for this day. Heck, even if your favorite holiday is Labor Day it's here too.

Get ready for laughing! Below you'll find some funny quotes about your favorite holidays.

Funny Quotes for the Holidays

In the old days, it was not called the Holiday Season; the Christians called it 'Christmas' and went to church; the Jews called it 'Hanukka' and went to synagogue; the atheists went to parties and drank. People passing each other on the street would say 'Merry Christmas!' or 'Happy Hanukka!' or (to the atheists) 'Look out for the wall!'
Dave Barry
To many people holidays are not voyages of discovery, but a ritual of reassurance.
Philip Andrew Adams
No self-respecting mother would run out of intimidations on the eve of a major holiday.
Erma Bombeck
Marry an orphan: you'll never have to spend boring holidays with the in-laws.
George Carlin
The sea from Dunkirk to Dover during these days of the evacuation looked like any coastal road in England on a bank holiday. It was solid with shipping.
Douglas Bader
Our concept of a family holiday was going to a guest house in the Lake district or Wales where walking was part of the holiday.
Roger Bannister
Once again, we come to the Holiday Season, a deeply religious time that each of us observes, in his own way, by going to the mall of his choice.
Dave Barry
I have had a holiday, and I'd like to take it up professionally.
Kylie Minogue
A good holiday is one spent among people whose notions of time are vaguer than yours.
John B. Priestly
A perpetual holiday is a good working definition of hell.
George Bernard Shaw