Funny Quotes About Baseball
Baseball is my absolute favorite sport. Of course, my favorite team (Royals) suck banana butt but are improving (hopefully). These following quotations are from some of the greatest baseball minds in history. Yeah, they are funny quotes, so don't get your hopes up for something revolutionary! They are only for a belly full of laughs.
People ask me what I do in winter when there's no baseball. I'll tell you what I do. I stare out the window and wait for spring.
Baseball is the only field of endeavor where a man can succeed three times out of ten and be considered a good performer.
A hot dog at the ballgame beats roast beef at the Ritz.
Baseball was made for kids, and grown-ups only screw it up.
Baseball is a fun game. It beats working for a living.
This is nothing. I've got nine writers standing here. McGwire had 200 writers when he had 30 home runs.
Every member of our baseball team at West Point became a general: this proves the value of team sports.
Gen. Omar Bradley
When we lost I couldn't sleep at night. When we win I can't sleep at night. But when you win, you wake up feeling better.
The hardest thing to do in baseball is to hit a round baseball with a round bat, squarely.
Trying to hit him (Phil Niekro) was like trying to eat Jell-O with chopsticks.
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