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Funny Baseball Quotes

People ask me what I do in winter when there's no baseball. I'll tell you what I do. I stare out the window and wait for spring.
Rogers Hornsby

Baseball is the only field of endeavor where a man can succeed three times out of ten and be considered a good performer.
Ted Williams

A hot dog at the ballgame beats roast beef at the Ritz.
Humphrey Bogart

Baseball was made for kids, and grown-ups only screw it up.
Bob Lemon

Baseball is a fun game. It beats working for a living.
Phil Linz

This is nothing. I've got nine writers standing here. McGwire had 200 writers when he had 30 home runs.
Barry Bonds

Every member of our baseball team at West Point became a general: this proves the value of team sports.
Gen. Omar Bradley

When we lost I couldn't sleep at night. When we win I can't sleep at night. But when you win, you wake up feeling better.
Joe Torre

The hardest thing to do in baseball is to hit a round baseball with a round bat, squarely.
Ted Williams

Trying to hit him (Phil Niekro) was like trying to eat Jell-O with chopsticks.
Bobby Murcer

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