Funny Quotes About Softball
Softball is a great sport for both women and men. Competitive fast-pitch softball is actually pretty freaking scary. Slow-pitch softball is fun for men past their prime. Either way, it's softball, so game on!
Below you'll find some funny quotes about the sport.
When we played softball, I'd steal second base, feel guilty and go back.
Once in a while, I played second base; once in a while, outfield. But those were just pickup games and softball leagues. So when I bought the Yankees, I tried to stay one pace ahead of the players.
We all thought it was funny when Caitlin said her off-season training for softball (at Marist) involves a lot of swimming workouts.
Sometimes the only thing fair in life, is a ball hit between 1st and 3rd.
I am a lefty, though I bat right-handed... When I was a kid I pitched, played first, outfield and shortstop as well. Now it's mainly softball with some friends.
When I am working it is up early and coffee and 15 hours of being on the set. When I am not working, it is up late and coffee, golf or softball and hopefully a ball game on the television.
When all the girls were getting all made up and getting into all that girl stuff in junior high I was out playing softball or touch football with the guys.
Clint Eastwood's a good friend, too - he and I used to play in softball games together.
I used to look forward to Little League games, high school basketball, and softball. It was all I could think about.
That's the awesome part. Little girls now have a chance to look up and see women playing soccer, basketball, softball and now hockey - and know they can win a gold medal, too.
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