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Funny Quotes About Softball

Softball is a great sport for both women and men. Competitive fast-pitch softball is actually pretty freaking scary. A huge ball coming at your head 75-85 MPH is incredible. I definitely wouldn't want to be hit with one of those! Slow-pitch softball on the other hand is fun for men past their prime. Leagues are created all around the world for us "old" geezers. Either way, it's softball! Fun, exciting, and great for everyone. Game on!

Below you'll find some funny quotes about the sport.

When we played softball, I'd steal second base, feel guilty and go back.
Woody Allen
Once in a while, I played second base; once in a while, outfield. But those were just pickup games and softball leagues. So when I bought the Yankees, I tried to stay one pace ahead of the players.
George Steinbrener
We all thought it was funny when Caitlin said her off-season training for softball (at Marist) involves a lot of swimming workouts.
Marilyn Fitzgerald
Sometimes the only thing fair in life, is a ball hit between 1st and 3rd.
Anonymous
I am a lefty, though I bat right-handed... When I was a kid I pitched, played first, outfield and shortstop as well. Now it's mainly softball with some friends.
Josh Charles
When I am working it is up early and coffee and 15 hours of being on the set. When I am not working, it is up late and coffee, golf or softball and hopefully a ball game on the television.
Mackenzie Astin
When all the girls were getting all made up and getting into all that girl stuff in junior high I was out playing softball or touch football with the guys.
Catherine Bell
Clint Eastwood's a good friend, too - he and I used to play in softball games together.
Lee Majors
I used to look forward to Little League games, high school basketball, and softball. It was all I could think about.
Dan O'Brien
That's the awesome part. Little girls now have a chance to look up and see women playing soccer, basketball, softball and now hockey - and know they can win a gold medal, too.
Angela Ruggiero
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