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Funny Quotes About American Football

American football has become a favorite past-time among many Americans. Because of this, the SuperBowl is the most popular thing on television every year.

These hilarious quotations below are about this great gridiron sport. To view the other type of football quotes, see soccer.

Nobody in football should be called a genius. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein.
Joe Theismann
Football combines two of the worst things in American life. It is violence punctuated by committee meetings.
George Will
If a man watches three football games in a row, he should be declared legally dead.
Erma Bombeck
Most football teams are temperamental.That's 90% temper and 10% mental.
Doug Plank
Football is, after all, a wonderful way to get rid of your aggressions without going to jail for it.
Heywood Hale Brown
You have to play this game like somebody just hit your mother with a two-by-four.
Dan Birdwell
Pro football is like nuclear warfare. There are no winners, only survivors.
Frank Gifford
American football makes rugby look like a Tupperware party.
Sue Lawley
The reason women don't play football is because eleven of them would never wear the same outfit in public.
Phyllis Diller
College football is a sport that bears the same relation to education that bullfighting does to agriculture.
Elbert Hubbard
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