Funny Quotes About Baseball - Page 4
What does a mama bear on the pill have in common with the World Series? No cubs.
You know you're pitching well when the batters look as bad as you do at the plate.
There are two theories on hitting the knuckleball. Unfortunately, neither of them work.
It actually giggles at you as it goes by.
Rick Monday, on Phil Niekro's knuckleball
The best way to catch a knuckleball is to wait until the ball stops rolling and then pick it up.
[A knuckleball is] a curve ball that doesn't give a damn.
Baseball statistics are like a girl in a bikini. They show a lot, but not everything.
To a pitcher, a base hit is the perfect example of negative feedback.
Hating the New York Yankees is as American as apple pie, unwed mothers and cheating on your income tax.
Rooting for the Yankees is like rooting for the house in blackjack.
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