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What does a mama bear on the pill have in common with the World Series? No cubs.
Harry Caray
You know you're pitching well when the batters look as bad as you do at the plate.
Duke Snider
There are two theories on hitting the knuckleball. Unfortunately, neither of them work.
Charlie Lau
It actually giggles at you as it goes by.
Rick Monday, on Phil Niekro's knuckleball
The best way to catch a knuckleball is to wait until the ball stops rolling and then pick it up.
Bob Uecker
[A knuckleball is] a curve ball that doesn't give a damn.
Jimmy Cannon
Baseball statistics are like a girl in a bikini. They show a lot, but not everything.
Toby Harrah
To a pitcher, a base hit is the perfect example of negative feedback.
Steve Hovley
Hating the New York Yankees is as American as apple pie, unwed mothers and cheating on your income tax.
Mike Royko
Rooting for the Yankees is like rooting for the house in blackjack.
Adam Morrow
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