Funny Quotes About Baseball - Page 3
The strongest thing that baseball has going for it today are its yesterdays.
A baseball park is the one place where a man's wife doesn't mind his getting excited over somebody else's curves.
A critic once characterized baseball as six minutes of action crammed into two-and-one-half hours.
Why does everybody stand up and sing "Take Me Out to the Ballgame" when they're already there?
Things could be worse. Suppose your errors were counted and published every day, like those of a baseball player.
Baseball is reassuring. It makes me feel as if the world is not going to blow up.
The great thing about baseball is that there's a crisis every day.
I have discovered in twenty years of moving around a ball park, that the knowledge of the game is usually in inverse proportion to the price of the seats.
Putting lights in Wrigley Field is like putting aluminum siding on the Sistine Chapel.
Being with a woman all night never hurt no professional baseball player. It's staying up all night looking for a woman that does him in.
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