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Funny Tennis Quotes

It's a lot of bling to play with. You got to have the bling.
Serena Williams after playing with $40K diamond earrings

Simple version for me is, umm, started bad and finished bad basically...
Roger Federer

Ladies, here's a hint. If you're up against a girl with big boobs, bring her to the net and make her hit backhand volleys. That's the hardest shot for the well-endowed.
Billie Jean King

Good shot, bad luck, and hell are the five basic words to be used in a game of tennis, though these, of course, can be slightly amplified.
Virginia Graham, "Say Please"

But that won't give me a free hand to hold the beer.
Billy Carter while being taught the two-handed backhand

In tennis the addict moves about a hard rectangle and seeks to ambush a fuzzy ball with a modified snow-shoe.
Elliot Chaze

It's one-on-one out there, man. There ain't no hiding. I can't pass the ball.
Pete Sampras

An otherwise happily married couple may turn a mixed doubles game into a scene from Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolf.
Rod Laver

The serve was invented so that the net could play.
Bill Cosby

Though your game is hardly the best you can fray your opponent's nerves by methodically bouncing the ball at least ten times before your serves.
Arnold J. Zarett

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