Funny Quotes About Soccer (Football)

Here are some hilarious quotations about soccer (football as what it is called in most parts of the world). I hope you enjoy them.

Go here if you are looking for quotes about the World Cup.

Football is a game in which a handful of fit men run around for one and a half hours watched by millions of people who could really use the exercise.
Anonymous

Five days shalt thou labour, as the Bible says. The seventh day is the Lord thy God's. The sixth day is for football.
Anthony Burgess

Football is the opera of the people.
Stafford Heginbotham

Soccer is not about justice. It's a drama - and criminally wrong decisions against you are part and parcel of that.
Pete Davies

I think football would become an even better game if someone could invent a ball that kicks back.
Eric Morecambe

Never go for a 50-50 ball unless you're 80-20 sure of winning it.
Ian Darke

If it had gone in, it would have been a goal.
Barry Davies

What a debut for the young goalkeeper, as a striker.
Peter Drury

The Italians are hoping for an Italian victory.
David Coleman

30 minutes to go, and it's still 1-0 apiece.
A commentator