Funny Quotes About Baseball - Page 2
[he is so powerful that] he has muscles in his hair.
Lefty Gomez, on Jimmie Foxx
There are three things in my life which I really love: God, my family, and baseball. The only problem -- once baseball season starts, I change the order around a bit.
A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.
Baseball was made for kids, and grown-ups only screw it up.
I don't want to play golf. When I hit a ball, I want someone else to go chase it.
Baseball players are smarter than football players. How often do you see a baseball team penalized for too many men on the field?
If a horse can't eat it, I don't want to play on it.
Dick Allen, on artificial turf
I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen.
Sandy's fastball was so fast, some batters would start to swing as he was on his way to the mound.
Jim Murray, on Sandy Koufax
I was such a dangerous hitter, I even got intentional walks in batting practice.
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