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Funny Basketball Quotes

What is so fascinating about sitting around watching a bunch of pituitary cases stuff a ball through a hoop?
Woody Allen, "Annie Hall"

They say that nobody is perfect. Then they tell you practice makes perfect. I wish they'd make up their minds.
Wilt Chamberlain

There are really only two plays: Romeo and Juliet, and put the darn ball in the basket.
Abe Lemons

We're shooting 100 percent - 60 percent from the field and 40 percent from the free-throw line.
Norm Stewart

Any American boy can be a basketball star if he grows up, up, up.
Bill Vaughn

To win, you've got to put the ball in the macramé.
Terry McGuire

We have a great bunch of outside shooters. Unfortunately, all our games are played indoors.
Weldon Drew

Fans never fall asleep at our games, because they're afraid they might get hit by a pass.
George Raveling

The secret is to have eight great players and four others who will cheer like crazy.
Jerry Tarkanian

I knew I was dog meat. Luckily, I'm the high-priced dog meat that everybody wants. I'm the good-quality dog meat. I'm the Alpo of the NBA.
Shaquille O'Neal

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