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Good shot, bad luck, and hell are the five basic words to be used in a game of tennis, though these, of course, can be slightly amplified.
Virginia Graham
The depressing thing about tennis is that no matter how good I get, I'll never be as good as a wall.
Mitch Hedberg
When the Williams sisters play tennis, it gets pretty hot. When they start grunting, I'm in.
Robin Williams
When I play, I feel like in a theatre, why should I look ugly then, because I'm a tennis player?
Anna Kournikova
Never discuss love with a tennis player, it means nothing to them.
Anonymous
I asked [my doctors] if I'd be able to play singles tennis and they said I could. That made me very happy since I haven't played in five years.
Walter Cronkite
I wore that to a sixth-grade dance.
Robby Ginepri, on Vince Spadea's outfit in Miami
To err is human. To put the blame on someone else is doubles.
Anonymous
I listen to him most of the time, some of the time I switch off.
Andy Murray, on his coach, Brad Gilbert
I had a feeling today that Venus Williams would either win or lose.
Martina Navratilova
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