Funny Quotes From Simpsons
The Simpsons is an amazingly hilarious cartoon surrounding the family. The characters have evolved over the years, but the stories remain largely the same dealing with politics, family issues, and other current events.
The following are some funny quotes from the Simpsons.
Can't we have one meeting that doesn't end with digging up a corpse?
What's Santa's Little Helper doing to that dog? Looks like he's trying to jump over, but he can't quite make it.
I don't like being outdoors Smithers, for one thing, there's too many fat children.
Me fail English? That's unpossible.
I'm normally not a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me Superman.
Homer no function beer well without.
Call this an unfair generalization if you must, but old people are no good at everything.
That's why I love elementary school, Edna. The children believe anything you tell them.
I've had it with this school, Skinner. Low test scores, class after class of ugly, ugly children...
Yar, sometimes I wonder why I bother plunderin' at all.
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