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Funny Quotes From The Simpsons

The Simpsons is an amazingly hilarious cartoon surrounding the family. The characters have evolved over the years, but the stories remain largely the same dealing with politics, family issues, and other current events. My favorite character is Homer, the loveable and goofy father.

The following are some funny quotes from The Simpsons.

Can't we have one meeting that doesn't end with digging up a corpse?
Mayor Quimby
What's Santa's Little Helper doing to that dog? Looks like he's trying to jump over, but he can't quite make it.
Bart
I don't like being outdoors Smithers, for one thing, there's too many fat children.
Mr. Burns
Me fail English? That's unpossible.
Ralph
I'm normally not a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me Superman.
Homer
Homer no function beer well without.
Homer
Call this an unfair generalization if you must, but old people are no good at everything.
Moe
That's why I love elementary school, Edna. The children believe anything you tell them.
Principal Skinner
I've had it with this school, Skinner. Low test scores, class after class of ugly, ugly children...
Superintendent Chalmers
Yar, sometimes I wonder why I bother plunderin' at all.
Sea Captain
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