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Simpsons Quotes

Can't we have one meeting that doesn't end with digging up a corpse?
Mayor Quimby

What's Santa's Little Helper doing to that dog? Looks like he's trying to jump over, but he can't quite make it.
Bart

I don't like being outdoors Smithers, for one thing, there's too many fat children.
Mr. Burns

Me fail English? That's unpossible.
Ralph

I'm normally not a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me Superman.
Homer

Homer no function beer well without.
Homer

Call this an unfair generalization if you must, but old people are no good at everything.
Moe

That's why I love elementary school, Edna. The children believe anything you tell them.
Principal Skinner

I've had it with this school, Skinner. Low test scores, class after class of ugly, ugly children...
Superintendent Chalmers

Yar, sometimes I wonder why I bother plunderin' at all.
Sea Captain

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