Funny Quotes From The Simpsons Movie (2007)
The Simpsons Movie was a long time coming after such success from the TV show. Something happens in Springfield which requires the city to be quarantined from the rest of the planet. A giant dome is put on top of the city. However, Homer, Bart, and the rest of the family just about have enough of this and seek to find a way to end it. Well, that might be the main plot, but a lot of other great things happen, like the Spider Pig!
The following are some great hilarious quotes from The Simpsons Movie.
The Good Lord is telling me to confess to something...
Homer Simpson:
Gay gay gay gay gay gay
I'm in this office to *lead*, not to *read.*
President Schwarzenegger
Homer Simpson:
Did I save the day?
Bart Simpson:
Actually, you've doomed us all!
Homer Simpson:
D'OH!
Marge Simpson:
How did the pig tracks get on the ceiling?
[cuts to Homer holding a pig to the ceiling]
Homer Simpson: [singing Tune to Spider-Man Theme Song]
Spider-Pig, Spider-Pig. / Does whatever a Spider-Pig does. / Can he swing / from a web? / No he *can't*, / cause he's a *pig*. / Look out! / He is the *Spider-Pig*!
[while choking Bart for laughing at him] I'll teach you to laugh at something that's funny!
Homer Simpson
Time to save my family!
Homer Simpson
Ned Flanders:
Look at that, you can see the four states that border Springfield: Ohio, Nevada, Maine, and Kentucky!
Bart Simpson:
Oh yeah.
[Homer is whipping his dogs]
Homer Simpson:
Run! Run!
Homer Simpson:
Jump! Jump!
Homer Simpson:
Rest! Rest!
Homer Simpson:
I know we've had a rough day, but I'm sure we can put that all behind us and...
[the dogs start attacking Homer, causing him to scream]
Lisa:
What are you doing bart?
Bart:
Eh, just passing the time.
[Bart claps, some snow falls]
[Bart claps, creates an avelanche which covers Homer]
Homer:
Awww, my boy loves Alaska so much he's applauding it! Lisa, why aren't you clapping?
Lisa:
But dad!
Homer: [Pints at Lisa]
Clap for Alaska!
[Avalanche shoves Homer down the mountain, into a cabin]
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