Funny Quotes From South Park
South Park is a controversial cartoon which talks about current issues involving politics, homosexuality, and other issues. The following are a few funny quotes from the series.
I've been keeping this place free of hippies since I was five and a half.
Cartman
Stan:
Hey, do you know where I can find the clitoris?
Cartman:
What is that like finding Jesus or something?
Well, Kyle, appreciate you being so open with me about this, but as we know, you have a warped perception of reality because you're jewish.
Cartman, "Up the Down Steroid"
Ok, you win the bet. Butters didn't turn out gay.
Butters Dad to his wife, "Raisins"
I just don't trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesn't die.
Mr. Garrison, "The Movie"
Dude, that is not cool! Chopping off wee-wee's is not cool!
Cartman
Michael Bay gets to keep making movies and Cartman gets his own theme park; there is no God.
Kyle
Oh my god! I killed Kenny! I'm a bastard!
Kyle, "Pink Eye"
TIMAH!
Timmy
Chef:
Hello there, children.
Stan:
Chef! What would a priest want to stick up my butt?
Chef:
Goodbye.
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