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South Park Quotes

I've been keeping this place free of hippies since I was five and a half.
Cartman

Stan: Hey, do you know where I can find the clitoris?
Cartman: What is that like finding Jesus or something?

Well, Kyle, appreciate you being so open with me about this, but as we know, you have a warped perception of reality because you're jewish.
Cartman, "Up the Down Steroid"

Ok, you win the bet. Butters didn't turn out gay.
Butters Dad to his wife, "Raisins"

I just don't trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesn't die.
Mr. Garrison, "The Movie"

Dude, that is not cool! Chopping off wee-wee's is not cool!
Cartman

Michael Bay gets to keep making movies and Cartman gets his own theme park; there is no God.
Kyle

Oh my god! I killed Kenny! I'm a bastard!
Kyle, "Pink Eye"

TIMAH!
Timmy

Chef: Hello there, children.
Stan: Chef! What would a priest want to stick up my butt?
Chef: Goodbye.

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