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Funny Quotes From South Park

South Park is a controversial cartoon that talks about current issues involving politics, homosexuality, and other issues. It's creators are known to be pompous and arrogant men who go around flaunting their own ideals and shoving it onto others. Actually, that's exactly why so many people love the show. Even though much of South Park is goofy humor, it does include decent storylines that make people talk about current events.

The following are a few funny quotes from South Park.

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I've been keeping this place free of hippies since I was five and a half.
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Oh my god! I killed Kenny! I'm a bastard!
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TIMAH!
Timmy
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Stan: Chef! What would a priest want to stick up my butt?
Chef: Goodbye.