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Funny Quotes From Futurama

Futurama has been on television a couple times, in the movie theaters a couple times, and is doing great in DVD sales. It is a fantastic program. When the cartoon was first cancelled, fans around the world cried. How could they do such a thing? However, once the movies started getting enormous fan fare, Comedy Central decided to pick the show back up and put new seasons on the air. Great!

Below are some great funny quotes from Futurama.

Crazy theories one, regular theories a billion.
Fry
You're watching Futurama, the show that doesn't condone the cool crime of robbery.
Bender
Hey, hey! We can all fight when we're drunk.
Leela
Oh, my, yes.
Professor
I lost it... in a volcano.
Zoidberg
Oh, so this is where you shop for your boots.
Amy
Teenagers all smoke, and they seem pretty on the ball.
Zapp
Kittens give Morbo gas.
Morbo
Valentine's Day's coming? Aw crap! I forgot to get a girlfriend again!
Fry
Do I preach to you while you're lying stoned in the gutter? No.
Bender
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