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Funny Quotes From Futurama

Futurama has been on television a couple times, in the movie theaters a couple times, and is doing great in DVD sales. It is a fantastic program. Below are some great funny quotes from the series.

Crazy theories one, regular theories a billion.
Fry

You're watching Futurama, the show that doesn't condone the cool crime of robbery.
Bender

Hey, hey! We can all fight when we're drunk.
Leela

Oh, my, yes.
Professor

I lost it... in a volcano.
Zoidberg

Oh, so this is where you shop for your boots.
Amy

Teenagers all smoke, and they seem pretty on the ball.
Zapp

Kittens give Morbo gas.
Morbo

Valentine's Day's coming? Aw crap! I forgot to get a girlfriend again!
Fry

Do I preach to you while you're lying stoned in the gutter? No.
Bender

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