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Funny Quotes From SpongeBob SquarePants

SpongeBob SquarePants is a great cartoon for families. There's absolutely nothing to dislike about the show. Unfortunately, there have been some people in the past wanting the show to end simply because they think SpongeBob and Patrick are homosexuals. Who cares if they are? Actually, there's one thing that sucks about the cartoon: I share the same name as his snail, so I hear the lines extremely often!

Below is a list of funny quotes from one of the highest rated cartoons of all-time, SpongeBob SquarePants.

Look at all that warm, toasty fur.
SpongeBob
It's like a goldmin, but with fur.
Patrick
Gary, you are gonna finish your dessert, and you are gonna like it!
SpongeBob
This city needs to be destroyed! Or at least painted another color.
Squidward
That's no reason to go ripping people's heads off boy.
Mr. Crabs
I can't see my forehead!
Patrick
Do you smell it? That smell. A kind of smelly smell. The smelly smell that smells... smelly.
Mr. Krabs
Stupidity isn't a virus... but it sure is spreadin' like one!
Sandy
He washed my flipper!
Pearl
Holographic meatloaf! My favorite!
Plankton
People talk loud when they want to sound smart, right?
Squidward
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