Hilarious Halloween Quotations
Halloween is one of my favorite holidays. Horror movies, candy, parties, what could be better? It was a day I couldn't wait to come when I was younger, and even now I can't wait so I can watch the many great horror movies on television.
Anyway, these quotes are a great funny way to help celebrate this holiday.
Halloween is the one night a year when girls can dress like a total slut and no other girls can say anything about it.
Lindsay Lohan, Mean Girls
There is nothing funny about Halloween. This sarcastic festival reflects, rather, an infernal demand for revenge by children on the adult world.
Charlie Brown is the one person I identify with. C.B. is such a loser. He wasn't even the star of his own Halloween special.
I'll bet living in a nudist colony takes all the fun out of Halloween.
Ghosts, like ladies, never speak till spoke to.
Richard Harris Barharn
On Halloween, the parents sent their kids out looking like me.
This Halloween the most popular mask is the Arnold Schwarzenegger mask. And the best part? With a mouth full of candy you will sound just like him.
A grandmother pretends she doesn't know who you are on Halloween.
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