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Funny Father's Day Quotes

When I was a boy of fourteen, my father was so ignorant I could hardly stand to have the old man around. But when I got to be twenty-one, I was astonished at how much he had learned in seven years.
Mark Twain

Fatherhood is pretending the present you love most is soap-on-a-rope.
Bill Cosby

A father is always making his baby into a little woman. And when she is a woman he turns her back again.
Enid Bagnold

A father carries pictures where his money used to be.
Anonymous

The older I get, the smarter my father seems to get.
Tim Russert

A man knows when he is growing old because he begins to look like his father.
Gabriel Garcia Márquez

To her the name of father was another name for love.
Fanny Fern

My father was a statesman; I'm a political woman. My father was a saint. I'm not.
Indira Gandhi

Father, whom I murdered every night but one, That one, when your death murdered me.
Howard Moss

To be a successful father... there's one absolute rule: when you have a kid, don't look at it for the first two years.
Ernest Hemingway

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