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Who decides when the applause should die down? It seems like it's a group decision; everyone begins to say to themselves at the same time,Well, okay, that's enough of that.
When Thomas Edison worked late into the night on the electric light, he had to do it by gas lamp or candle. I'm sure it made the work seem that much more urgent.
What does it mean to pre-board? Do you get on before you get on?
Well, if crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fire, what do freedom fighters fight? They never mention that part to us, do they?
Weather forecast for tonight: dark.
There are nights when the wolves are silent and only the moon howls.
The status quo sucks.
In comic strips, the person on the right always speaks first.
I have as much authority as the Pope, I just don't have as many people who believe it.
Electricity is really just organized lightning.
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