Hilarious Mother's Day Quotations
Mother's Day is a great time to show your love and appreciation for your mom. Send her flowers, write her a card, call her, or better yet, go see her. It is only one day a year. Do your most to show her how special she is.
The following are some great funny quotes for Mother's Day.
We spend 9 months inside them, then the rest of our lives getting babied by them.
Whenever I was sad, my mother knew how to make me happy. When I was happy, my mother knew how to celebrate.
When I was a teenager, I was telling my mother about my crush. She kept telling me I didn't know what love really is. So I said, "Oh yeah? Then I must not really love you."
Your mother has seen your vomit, wiped your poo, and cleaned up your scratches. So don't be shy to talk about something harmless like boys.
Motherly care is all about fixing boo boos and fixing tears when our child is hurt.
Celebrating Mother's day without flowers and presents is like celebrating Christmas without Jesus.
Mom's always know how to make us happy, but they also know exactly how to make us cry.
I use to think "mother" was a title given to special women in my life. So when I was a teenager, I started to call my girlfriend "mom".
Mother's can fix anything: boo boos, tears, stuffed animals. So when my microwave broke last night, I called my mom to come fix it.
The only woman a wife should ever be jealous of is her husband's mom.
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