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Hilarious Mother's Day Quotations

Mother's Day is a great time to show your love and appreciation for your mom. Send her flowers, write her a card, call her, or better yet, go see her. It is only one day a year. Do your most to show her how special she is. Sometimes we forget to do the little things that matter, but don't forget this special holiday!

The following are some great funny quotes for Mother's Day.

Dear mom, I love you!
Evolution of the word 'mother'
We spend 9 months inside them, then the rest of our lives getting babied by them.
William Jennings
Whenever I was sad, my mother knew how to make me happy. When I was happy, my mother knew how to celebrate.
Jennifer Willings
When I was a teenager, I was telling my mother about my crush. She kept telling me I didn't know what love really is. So I said, "Oh yeah? Then I must not really love you."
Aflred Tanning
Your mother has seen your vomit, wiped your poo, and cleaned up your scratches. So don't be shy to talk about something harmless like boys.
Barbara Bourne
Motherly care is all about fixing boo boos and fixing tears when our child is hurt.
Sarah Peters
Celebrating Mother's day without flowers and presents is like celebrating Christmas without Jesus.
Molly Buffet
Mom's always know how to make us happy, but they also know exactly how to make us cry.
Phil Jones
I use to think "mother" was a title given to special women in my life. So when I was a teenager, I started to call my girlfriend "mom".
Jim Paul
Mother's can fix anything: boo boos, tears, stuffed animals. So when my microwave broke last night, I called my mom to come fix it.
Dale Scheffer
The only woman a wife should ever be jealous of is her husband's mom.
Jason Thomas
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