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On his Washington State college team - Fans never fall asleep at our games because they're afraid they might get hit with a pass.
Gaorge Raveling
Basketball is like photography, if you don't focus, all you have is the negative.
Dan Frisby
I haven't been able to slam-dunk the basketball for the past five years. Or, for the thirty-eight years before that, either.
Dave Barry
You can say something to popes, kings and presidents, but you can't talk to officials. In the next war they ought to give everyone a whistle.
Abe Lemmons
The secret is to have eight great players and four others who will cheer like crazy.
Jerry Tarkanian
The only difference between a good shot and a bad shot is if it goes in or not.
Charles Barkley
All I know about Angola is Angola's in trouble.
Charles Barkley, when playing for the American "Dream Team" the 1992 Summer Olympics in Barcelona
I hate it. It looks like a stickup at 7-Eleven. Five guys standing there with their hands in the air.
Norm Sloan, on zone defense
We have a great bunch of outside shooters. Unfortunately, all our games are played indoors.
Weldon Drew
Mick Jagger is in better shape than far too many NBA players. It's up in the air whether the same can be said of Keith Richards.
Bill Walton
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