The Pilot (Friends) Quotes

The Pilot (Friends) is a television program that first aired in 1970 . The Pilot completed its run in 1970.

It features *"Sky Blue and Black" by Jackson Browne *"Time of the Season" by The Zombies *"The Star-Spangled Banner" by John Stafford Smith in charge of musical score.

The Pilot (Friends) Quotes

• (Monica) "Paul, this is everybody. Everybody, this is Paul."
• (Joey) "Hey, Paul, the wine guy."
• (Ross) "Hey, Paul."
• (Phoebe) "Hey, Paul."
• (Rachel) "Hi, Paul."
• (Chandler) "I'm sorry, I didn't catch your name. Paul, was it?"

• (Rachel) "It's like all my life everybody keeps telling that I'm a shoe. You're a shoe, you're a shoe, you're a shoe. But what if I don't want to be a shoe anymore? Maybe I'm a purse, or a hat -- I don't want you to buy me a hat, I'm saying I am a hat. It's a metaphore, daddy."

• (Monica) "Did you get any sleep? Did you talk to Barry? I can't stop smiling."
• (Rachel) "I know, it looks like you slept with a hanger in your mouth."

• (Rachel) "Well, maybe it's my decision. Well, maybe I don't need your money. Wait. I said maybe."

• (Rachel) "I know that you and I kinda drifted apart, but you're the only person I knew who lived here in the city"
• (Monica) "Who wasn't invited to the wedding?"
• (Rachel) "Oh, I was kinda hoping that wouldn't be an issue."

• (Monica) "Welcome to the real world. It sucks. You're going to love it."

• (Chandler) "All right, kids, I've got to get to work. If I don't input those numbers -- it doesn't make much of a difference."

• (Ross) "You know what the scariest part is? What if there's only one woman for everybody, you know? I mean, what if you get one woman, and that's it? Unfortunately, in my case, it was only one woman for her."
• (Joey) "What are you talking about? One woman? That's like saying there's only one flavor of ice cream for you. Let me tell you something, Ross. There's lots of flavors out there. There's Rocky Road, and Cookie Dough, and Bing. Cherry Vanilla. You could get them with jimmies, or nuts, or whipped cream. This is the best thing that ever happened to you. You got married, you were, what, eight? Welcome back to the world. Grab a spoon."
• (Ross) "I honestly don't know if I'm hungry or horny."
• (Chandler) "Stay out of my freezer."

• (Joey) "That 'wasn't a real date.' What the hell do you do on a real date?"
• (Monica) "Shut up and move my table back."

• (Ross) "Grab a spoon. Do you know how long it's been since I grabbed a spoon? Do the words "Billy, don't be a hero" mean anything to you?"
• (Joey) "Great story, but I gotta go. I got a date with Angela -- Andrea -- Oh, man."
• (Chandler) "Andrea's the screamer, Angela has cats."
• (Joey) "Right, thanks. It's Julie. I'm outta here."

• (Ross) "You know, you probably didn't know this, but back in high school, I had a major crush on you."
• (Rachel) "I knew."
• (Ross) "You did. Oh -- I always figured you just thought I was Monica's geeky older brother."
• (Rachel) "I did."

• (Unnamed) "Cut, cut, cut, cut."
• (Rachel) "You know what? I think we can leave it at that. It was kind of a symbolic gesture --"
• (Monica) "Rachel, that was a library card."
• (Chandler) "You know, if you listen closely, you can hear a thousand retailers scream."

• (Joey) "Pheebs, you wanna help?"
• (Phoebe) "Oh, I wish I could, but I don't want to."

• (Ross) "Hi --"
• (Joey) "This guy says hello, I wanna kill myself."

• (Joey) "Okay, Ross, you're gettin' a divorce, you're angry, you're hurtin'. Can I tell you what the answer is? Strip joints. Come on. You're single. Have some hormones."
• (Ross) "But I don't want to be single. I just want to be married again."
• (Chandler) "And I just want a million dollars."

• (Rachel) "So, like you guys all have jobs?"
• (Monica) "Yeah we all have jobs, that's how we buy stuff."

• (Rachel) "Guess what?"
• (Ross) "You got a job?"
• (Rachel) "Are you kidding? I'm trained for nothing. I was laughed at in 12 interviews today."
• (Chandler) "And yet you're surprisingly upbeat."
• (Rachel) "Well, you would be too if you got new boots with 50% off."
• (Chandler) "Oh, how well you know me."

• (Monica) "Welcome to the real world. It sucks. You're gonna love it."

• (Rachel) "Well, it was about half an hour before the wedding and I was in the room where we were keeping all the presents and someone had bought us this beautiful Limoges gravy boat. And I realized I was more turned on by this gravy boat than by Barry. And that's when it hit me how much Barry looks like Mr. Potato Head."

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