Bordello of Blood Quotes

Bordello of Blood is a TV program that debuted in 1970 . Bordello of Blood stopped airing in 1970.

It features Gilbert Adler as producer, Chris Boardman in charge of musical score, and Tom Priestley as head of cinematography.

Each episode of Bordello of Blood is 87 minutes long. Bordello of Blood is distributed by Universal Pictures.

The cast includes: Erika Eleniak as Katherine, Dennis Miller as Rafe, Angie Everhart as Lilith, Phil Fondacaro as Vincent Prather, Eli Gabay as Miguel, Corey Feldman as Caleb Verdoux, Angie Everhart as Lillith, Dennis Miller as Rafe Guttman, Robert Munic as Zeke, Aubrey Morris as McCutheon, Corey Feldman as Caleb, and Eric Keenleyside as Noonan.

Bordello of Blood Quotes

Dennis Miller as Rafe

• (Dennis Miller) "I feel like I'm in a bad episode of Tales From The Crypt."

• (Unnamed) "Guess where you just landed, lover?"
• (Dennis Miller) "Larry Flynt's id?"

• (Dennis Miller) "Nice place, Katherine. Kind of like Superman's dad's place on Krypton."

• (Dennis Miller) "Six pack in the side cleavage."

• (Dennis Miller) "You're reminding me why being married to you drove me to the brink of homosexuality."

• (Dennis Miller) "I'm here for the, um, Cunningham wake."
• (Aubrey Morris) "I'm afraid the wake is closed tonight. Come back tomorrow."
• (Dennis Miller) "I, uh, really must pay my respects right now."
• (Aubrey Morris) "Then I suggest you come back TOMORROW."
• (Dennis Miller) "Maybe you don't understand me. I'm feeling excruciatingly SAD."
• (Aubrey Morris) "I'm so sorry."
• (Dennis Miller) "And if I don't grieve right now; maybe even grieve two or three times; I'm going to go out of my mind, okay?"
• (Aubrey Morris) "Then I suggest you go mourn somewhere in private; with a box of tissues."

• (Dennis Miller) "That is the craziest f***in' thing I've --"
• (Dennis Miller) "That is the second craziest f***in' thing I've --"

• (Dennis Miller) "Sorry Katherine, but that wasn't your brother anymore."
• (Corey Feldman) "Wrong. I'll always be your brother, sis."
• (Dennis Miller) "Katherine, run from your brother."

• (Dennis Miller) "You know, Noonan, you don't wear irony too well. Why don't you leave that to the big boys, okay?"

• (Dennis Miller) "Cha-Ching."

• (Dennis Miller) "Tammy. Tell me again why vampires hate sunlight?"

Angie Everhart as Lilith

• (Angie Everhart) "I just love a man who gives you head; and lets you keep it."

• (Angie Everhart) "Two. Four. Six. Eight. You can watch me masturbate."

• (Angie Everhart) "I'm afraid God can't help you."

Eric Keenleyside as Noonan

• (Eric Keenleyside) "It's about f***ing time."
• (Dennis Miller) "I've gone to hell and it's worse than I thought? Noonan, where am I?"

Corey Feldman as Caleb

• (Corey Feldman) "Oh my God, it's a necrophiliac's wet dream."

Robert Munic as Zeke

• (Robert Munic) "Step outside."
• (Dennis Miller) "Sorry, Zeke; I'm just not in the mood for a blowjob."

Erika Eleniak as Katherine

• (Erika Eleniak) "A whorehouse?"
• (Dennis Miller) "A house inhabited by whores."

Eli Gabay as Miguel

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Phil Fondacaro as Vincent Prather

• (Phil Fondacaro) "You're a smart boy, Miguel. Because of that I'm gonna let you have some of what we find."
• (Eli Gabay) "Ah. Remember that you said that."
• (Phil Fondacaro) "I will. I'm gonna let it have some of you, too."

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