Demon Knight Quotes

Demon Knight is a television show that was first aired in 1970 . Demon Knight completed its run in 1970.

It features Gilbert Adler as producer, Edward Shearmur in charge of musical score, and Rick Bota as head of cinematography.

Demon Knight is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Demon Knight is 92 minutes long. Demon Knight is distributed by Universal Pictures.

The cast includes: Billy Zane as The Collector, Brenda Bakke as Cordelia, Jada Pinkett Smith as Jeryline, C. C. H. Pounder as Irene, Dick Miller as Uncle Willy, William Sadler as Brayker, Thomas Haden Church as Roach, Brock Winkless as Crypt Keeper, John Larroquette as Slasher, Dick Miller as Uncle Willie, and Mark David Kennerly as Other collector.

Demon Knight Quotes

Billy Zane as The Collector

• (Billy Zane) "Poor Cordelia. Seems downright criminal to treat such a pretty girl that way -- did I say pretty? I meant beautiful; 'cause you are, you are beautiful Cordelia, Inside and out. Maybe nobody here can see it, but I sure can. I understand you: I know what you want, I know what you need. Guys like Roach think just 'cause they're paying for it, that they can treat you like s***; and spend the same money on dinner and a movie so they can call you girlfriend instead of whore. Whore; what a horrible word that is to use on someone who's really just a sad girl who's looking for love. Tender, warm, unconditional Love. I can give you that love, as much as you take. All you have to do is let me in,"
• (Billy Zane) "let me in, let me in, let me in, let me in."

• (Billy Zane) "Hello? Anybody home? Come on out, everybody, it's time to play."

• (Billy Zane) "Do me a favor? Don't scream. Just hear what I've gotta say -- and then scream."

• (Billy Zane) "All right, I know what you're thinking. You give up your soul, you turn into a demon, you look like s***. Where's the payoff, right?"

• (Billy Zane) "Humans. You're not worth the flesh you're printed on."

• (Billy Zane) "HUMANS -- You're not worth the flesh you're printed on --"
• (Billy Zane) "f*** this cowboy s***. You f***ing ho-dunk, po-dunk, well then there motherf***ers. All you had to do was give me the god**** key. Then we could get on with our lives."
• (Billy Zane) "Alright -- this house is hereby -- condemned --"

• (Billy Zane) "All right, this property -- is hereby -- condemned"

• (Billy Zane) "You want your arm back, Irene? I can make it happen."
• (Billy Zane) "Is that a yes?"
• (C. C. H. Pounder) "No. That's me giving you the finger, asshole."
• (Billy Zane) "I'll get back to you."

• (Billy Zane) "Has anyone ever told you how beautiful you are? I know that sounds like a line; Lord knows I've used it; but I mean it."

• (Billy Zane) ""Oh look, he's gone and put something AWFUL in there. Would ya mind dumping that out before ya place it inside?"

Brock Winkless as Crypt Keeper

• (Brock Winkless) "Fasten your drool cups, and ready your vomit bags. We're going to the movies. Frights, camera, action."

• (Brock Winkless) "Cuuut. cutcutcutcut cut. What the hell are you doing? You call that hack-ting?"
• (John Larroquette) "Well -- Yes, as a matter of fact I do call it ACTING."
• (Brock Winkless) "Well let me tell you something pal, you're no Gory Cooper, you aren't even a Robert Deadford. Another take like that and it'll be back to bit parts for you, and I won't say what 'bits' I'm talking about."
• (Brock Winkless) "okay everyone, reset."
• (John Larroquette) "Directors; where'd they dig this guy up?"

• (Brock Winkless) "Ahh, the whole fang club is here. Hello, Baby-Bobby-Bubby."
• (Brock Winkless) "Uh, oh. I think my producers are trying to tell me something."
• (Brock Winkless) "Well, whaddayaknow? I ask for final cut, and I got it."
• (Brock Winkless) "Now, that's INTERRORTAINMENT."

Dick Miller as Uncle Willie

• (Dick Miller) "Boy, listen to that thunder. God's doing some serious thinkin' tonight. I bet he's saying, "On second thought, maybe I shoulda given it all to the monkeys.""
• (William Sadler) "Maybe it's not too late."

• (Dick Miller) "OH that is disgusting"
• (Jada Pinkett Smith) "WHAT THE HELL IS THAT s***?"

Mark David Kennerly as Other collector

• (Mark David Kennerly) "Naw -- it's okay -- I'll wait for the next one."

Brenda Bakke as Cordelia

• (Brenda Bakke) "Are my sheets done yet?"
• (Jada Pinkett Smith) "They're downstairs. And I couldn't get all those stains out, either."
• (Brenda Bakke) "Damn guacamole."

C. C. H. Pounder as Irene

• (C. C. H. Pounder) "This is crazy."
• (William Sadler) "Deal with it."

William Sadler as Brayker

• (William Sadler) "In the beginning, God created the Heavens and the Earth --"
• (C. C. H. Pounder) "You're talking Genesis? That beginning?"
• (William Sadler) "And the Earth was a formless void, and darkness covered the face of the deep. But the darkness wasn't empty. It was full of creatures, full of demons. And they had seven keys, formed into a circle that focused the power of the cosmos into their hands, until God stepped forth and said, "let there be light." And there was light. He scattered the demons, and he scattered the keys all across the universe. Then we fast-forward about two or three million millenia. Now the demons are back. They got six of the keys. And one day they find the seventh key here on earth. And to save it, God filled it with the blood of a carpenter who had been crucified by the Romans, and gave it to a thief named Sirach."
• (Jada Pinkett Smith) "The blood ins -- inside? Is that?"
• (William Sadler) "Some of it, yeah. It gets used, you see. Sirach had to refill it."
• (William Sadler) "Bad neck wound, talon caught the eye right here. Most of what's in here now belonged to a soldier named Dickerson, who gave it to me in France, August 23, 1917. Funny how you remember the big dates, isn't it?"
• (Deputy Bob Martel) "Jeez. That, uh, that would make you --"
• (Dick Miller) "What happens when you run out of blood?"
• (William Sadler) "They bring back the darkness."
• (Dick Miller) "Just like that?"
• (William Sadler) "Just like that. So -- now you know. You feel better?"

Thomas Haden Church as Roach

• (Thomas Haden Church) "You know this "Hell on Earth" business? Big f***ing deal; I've got hemmorhoids."

• (Thomas Haden Church) "Via con dios."
• (Billy Zane) "And a via con diablos to you, too, sir."

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