Herman's Head Quotes

Hermans Head is a Sitcom that debuted in 1991 on Fox Broadcasting Company. Herman's Head stopped airing in 1994.

Hermans Head was on for 3 seasons and 72 episodes. It features Stephen Kurzfeld as producer, Nick South as theme composer, and Rich Eames as composer. Hermans Head is executive produced by David Babcock. Hermans Head is created by Andy Guerdat.

Hermans Head is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Hermans Head is 22-24 minutes long. Hermans Head is produced by ABC Studios and distributed by Disney-ABC Domestic Television.

Hermans Head Quotes

• (Unnamed) "Oh, no."
• (Unnamed) "Oh, yes."
• (Unnamed) "Oh, God."
• (Unnamed) "Oh, well."

• (Unnamed) "Oh, boy. Whenever I meet a girl's father, it's always the same story. First, he offers me money not to see her."
• (Unnamed) "Yeah? Then what happens?"
• (Unnamed) "I take the money."

• (Unnamed) "I'm having a little trouble -- "hoisting my mainsail.""
• (Unnamed) "You have a boat?"

• (Unnamed) "Can you believe this party? Never seen so many things I wanna put in my mouth at one time."

• (Unnamed) "I know what you're thinking. You're thinking "Awww, who's going to go out with the virgin?" Well I'll have you know there are plenty of adult virgins who have active social lives."
• (Unnamed) "Oh yeah; all those Star Trek conventions."

• (Unnamed) "Herman, aren't you afraid to be here alone?"
• (Unnamed) "No, not any more. Now that I have "Little Herman" here."
• (Unnamed) "Is that a real gun?"
• (Unnamed) "Yeah."
• (Unnamed) "I can't believe you own a gun."
• (Unnamed) "I can't believe you call it "Little Herman.""

• (Unnamed) "Okay. Time to meet Lita Ford."
• (Unnamed) "Oh, you really think you're gonna walk right up to her and meet her?"
• (Unnamed) "Got it all figured out, Herm. I bump into her, introduce myself; she'll fall for me and we'll eventually marry. I'll grow my hair long, get a few tattoos, go to celebrity parties, become an alcoholic -- then she'll leave me and it'll end in a bitter divorce."
• (Unnamed) "Okay, so walk right up to her and meet her."
• (Unnamed) "You kidding me? That bitch ruined my life."

• (Unnamed) "Rebecca Woods. She was the most beautiful freshman on campus."
• (Unnamed) "Did ya bag her?"
• (Unnamed) "Jay, I don't "bag" women."
• (Unnamed) "I'm sorry. Did ya nail her?"

• (Unnamed) "Hey, as long as there are illegal aliens who want citizenship, Jay Nichols will have a date."

• (Unnamed) "Jay, there are certain occasions when its better not to think about having sex with someone."
• (Unnamed) "Sure there are. Family reunions."

• (Unnamed) "I think if we have sex, it'll ruin our friendship."
• (Unnamed) "Why? Are you that bad?"

• (Unnamed) "Wow, Jay, I always knew you had one, but I didn't realize it was so small."
• (Unnamed) "Hey."
• (Unnamed) "Oh, no. I meant your appendectomy scar. That -- very nice."

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