Fever Pitch (2005 film) Quotes

Fever Pitch (2005 film) is a TV show that first aired in 1970 . Fever Pitch completed its run in 1970.

It features Amanda Posey, Alan Greenspan, Gil Netter, Drew Barrymore, Nancy Juvonen, and Bradley Thomas as producer, Craig Armstrong (composer) in charge of musical score, and Matthew F. Leonetti as head of cinematography.

Each episode of Fever Pitch (2005 film) is 103 minutes long. Fever Pitch (2005 film) is distributed by 20th Century Fox.

The cast includes: Drew Barrymore as Lindsey Meeks, Jack Kehler as Al, Evan Helmuth as Troy, Jimmy Fallon as Ben, Ione Skye as Molly, Siobhan Fallon Hogan as Ian, KaDee Strickland as Robin, Marissa Jaret Winokur as Sarah, Lenny Clarke as Uncle Carl, Brett Murphy as Ryan, Willie Garson as Viv, Armando Riesco as Gerard, and Willie Garson as Kevin.

Fever Pitch (2005 film) Quotes

Jimmy Fallon as Ben

• (Jimmy Fallon) "Bucky Friggin' Dent."

• (Jimmy Fallon) "What are you doing?"
• (Willie Garson) "Relax. I'm a doctor."
• (Jimmy Fallon) "Yeah, well, not to pry, doc, but why are you shaving my balls?"

• (Jimmy Fallon) "-- you do this thing -- it's so cute I wanna kill myself."

• (Jimmy Fallon) "Quick break, everybody. There's some nice Pakistani cold cuts there, courtesy of Mrs. Segal."

• (Jimmy Fallon) "I like being part of something that's bigger than me, than I. It's good for your soul to invest in something you can't control."
• (Drew Barrymore) "You're a romantic. You have a lyrical soul. You can love under the best and worst conditions."

• (Jimmy Fallon) "I won't look; I promise."
• (Jimmy Fallon) "Okay, I looked."

• (Jimmy Fallon) "Yeah, she's great. Definitely the best girlfriend I've had. The sex was --"
• (Brett Murphy) "Okay, Mr. Wrightman, I gotta bat but let me leave you with this advice; you love the sox but have they ever loved you back?"
• (Jimmy Fallon) "What are you? Dr. Phil? Get outta here go -- go swing the bat."

• (Jimmy Fallon) "You're gonna get arrested."
• (Drew Barrymore) "You can't sell your tickets."
• (Jimmy Fallon) "That's why you ran across the whole field? -- Wait, you've got to tell me; was it spongy?"

• (Jimmy Fallon) "You know what's really great about baseball?"
• (Drew Barrymore) "Hmm?"
• (Jimmy Fallon) "You can't fake it. You know, anything else in life you don't have to be great in; business, music, art; I mean you can get lucky."
• (Drew Barrymore) "Really?"
• (Jimmy Fallon) "Yeah, you can fool everyone for awhile, you know? It's like; not; not baseball. You can either hit a curveball or you can't. That's the way it works --"
• (Drew Barrymore) "Hmm."
• (Jimmy Fallon) "You know?"
• (Jimmy Fallon) "You can have a lucky day, sure, but you can't have a lucky career. It's a little like math. It's orderly. Win or lose, it's fair. It all adds up. It's, like, not as confusing or as ambiguous as, uh --"
• (Drew Barrymore) "Life?"
• (Jimmy Fallon) "Yeah. It's; it's safe."

• (Jimmy Fallon) "Well, let's start the interrogation."
• (Ione Skye) "No, no, it's not like that."
• (Siobhan Fallon Hogan) "Here. It's for the urine sample."
• (Jimmy Fallon) "Shoot, I wish you would have told me. I just took a wizz in your bushes."

• (Reporter at Spring Training) "Where do the Sox rank in terms of importance in your life?"
• (Jimmy Fallon) "I say the Red Sox -- sex -- and breathing."

Marissa Jaret Winokur as Sarah

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Drew Barrymore as Lindsey Meeks

• (Drew Barrymore) "Just take a hammer and kill me."

• (Drew Barrymore) "You don't see us tangled up in the sheets with the Eiffel Tower in the background. You see the Mariners are coming in, and Pedro's pitching Friday."
• (Jimmy Fallon) "No, on Saturday. Schilling's Friday."

• (Drew Barrymore) "I saw you on ESPN."
• (Jimmy Fallon) "Oh. We looked like morons, didn't we?"
• (Drew Barrymore) "Uh, yah, yah, totally. And; not you so much, but --"
• (Jimmy Fallon) "Well, it's very hot, you know, it's Florida."

• (Drew Barrymore) "At what point do you say to yourself, "I'm counting on you to be the one, and I have no fall back plan."?"

• (Drew Barrymore) "Oh, just kill me. Just take a hammer and kill me."
• (Drew Barrymore) "Oh, s***. Who is it?"
• (Jimmy Fallon) "I-It's me, it's Ben. Your date?"
• (Drew Barrymore) "Oh, God, no. Oh."
• (Drew Barrymore) "I'm sick. Come back. I'll call you tomorrow."
• (Drew Barrymore) "Go away."
• (Jimmy Fallon) "Wait, wait, wait. What kind of sick? Are you okay? Are you in pain?"
• (Drew Barrymore) "I;"
• (Drew Barrymore) "I ate at this new place. I think;"
• (Jimmy Fallon) "Are you faking it? Because we don't really have to do this if you don't --"
• (Drew Barrymore) "Ernie, go away. Ernie, don't eat that. Oh, s***."
• (Jimmy Fallon) "So you wanna pull the plug on this thing, or; ?"

• (Drew Barrymore) "If you love me enough to sell your tickets, I love you enough not to let you."

• (Drew Barrymore) "I'm going to be 20+10 and what do I have to show for it -- nothing but work."

• (Drew Barrymore) "No, it's the game."
• (Jimmy Fallon) "No, I'm fine. It's just a game."

• (Drew Barrymore) "Bertie, no. Bertie don't eat that."

• (Drew Barrymore) "So you don't have a cell phone, a pager, a blackberry nothing? What if some sudden crisis occurs like your father has a heart attack or something?"
• (Jimmy Fallon) "My father died two years ago."
• (Drew Barrymore) "Oh, I'm sorry."
• (Jimmy Fallon) "No, actually I just found out this morning so it's been a rough 24 hours. You know, maybe I should get a cell phone."
• (Drew Barrymore) "You're funny, Ben --"
• (Jimmy Fallon) "Wrightman."
• (Jimmy Fallon) "You forgot my last name, didn't you?"
• (Drew Barrymore) "No, I just -- blanked."
• (Jimmy Fallon) "No, I bet when you talk to your friends you call me Ben the School Teacher."

Evan Helmuth as Troy

• (Evan Helmuth) "Why do we inflict this on ourselves?"
• (Jimmy Fallon) "Why? I'll tell you why, 'cause the Red Sox never let you down."
• (Evan Helmuth) "Huh?"
• (Jimmy Fallon) "That's right. I mean; why? Because they haven't won a World Series in a century or so? So what? They're here. Every April, they're here. At 1:05 or at 7:05, there is a game. And if it gets rained out, guess what? They make it up to you. Does anyone else in your life do that? The Red Sox don't get divorced. This is a real family. This is the family that's here for you."

KaDee Strickland as Robin

• (KaDee Strickland) "He's offering Ben $125,000 for his Red Sox tickets."
• (Marissa Jaret Winokur) "Are you really that rich?"
• (KaDee Strickland) "Yes."
• (Marissa Jaret Winokur) "Then why don't you dress better?"

Jack Kehler as Al

• (Jack Kehler) "Eighty-six years of bangin' our heads against the big green wall, but we finally did it. That part you know. That part everybody knows. But I got a story you don't know. It's about this schoolteacher friend of mine named Ben."

• (Jack Kehler) "Al Waterman, have a sponge."

• (Jack Kehler) "Oh, one more thing. You know that little player to be named later? Ben says if it's a boy, they'll name him Ted Williams Wrightman. If it's a girl, Carla Yastrzemski Wrightman. Let's all pray for a boy."

Brett Murphy as Ryan

• (Brett Murphy) "You love the Red Sox, but have they ever loved you back?"
• (Jimmy Fallon) "Who do you think you are, Dr. Phil? Go on, get outta here."

Lenny Clarke as Uncle Carl

• (Lenny Clarke) "Careful, kid. They'll break your heart."

Willie Garson as Kevin

• (Willie Garson) "Johnny Damon, you got the sweetest ass in the league."

Armando Riesco as Gerard

• (Armando Riesco) "Oh, my God."
• (Willie Garson) "The Buckner game?"
• (Armando Riesco) "I thought you took that away from him."
• (Willie Garson) "I did."

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