Muppets from Space Quotes

Muppets from Space is a television show that appeared on TV in 1970 . Muppets from Space ended in 1970.

It features Brian Henson, and Martin G. Baker as producer, Jamshied Sharifi in charge of musical score, and Alan Caso as head of cinematography.

Muppets from Space is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Muppets from Space is 87 minutes long. Muppets from Space is distributed by Columbia Pictures.

The cast includes: Jeffrey Tambor as Ed Singer, Dave Goelz as Gonzo, Steve Whitmire as Rizzo, Frank Oz as Miss Piggy, Bill Barretta as Pepe, F. Murray Abraham as Noah, Josh Charles as Agent Barker, Gary Owens as Animal, David Arquette as Dr. Tucker, Kevin Clash as Clifford, Brian Henson as Dr. Phil Van Neuter, Brian Henson as Dr. Van Neuter, Andie MacDowell as Shelley Snipes, Pat Hingle as General Luft, and John Kennedy as Dr.Teeth.

Muppets from Space Quotes

Bill Barretta as Pepe

• (Bill Barretta) "You tell him, and I will smack you. I will smack you like a bad, bad donkey, okay."

• (Bill Barretta) "Hey, Kermit. When will you fix the oven, okay?"
• (Unnamed) "What's wrong with the oven?"
• (Bill Barretta) "That."

• (Bill Barretta) "La la la la lah laah. Lah."
• (Unnamed) "Wow."
• (Bill Barretta) "I should, uh, go change, okay?"

• (Bill Barretta) "Oh, boy, he fell on you like a ton of bricks, okay."

• (Bill Barretta) "De prawn cracker wins."

Dave Goelz as Gonzo

• (Dave Goelz) "Hey, Rizzo, come here. I think my Kap'n Alphabet is sending me a message."
• (Unnamed) "Yeah, I know what you mean. I had some guacamole last night, and it's still speaking to me."

• (Unnamed) "Gonzo, by surviving and thriving on this alien planet, you have proven yourself audacious, courageous, and distinctly one-of-a-kind. We welcome you back with our most ceremonious of ceremonies."
• (Dave Goelz) "What's that?"
• (Unnamed) "We gonna blow you up, baby."

• (Dave Goelz) "What a great day."
• (Unnamed) "Mm-hmm."
• (Dave Goelz) "That was probably the best day of my whole life. There's just one thing I still don't understand."
• (Unnamed) "What's that, Gonzo?"
• (Dave Goelz) "Why did they ask me to build a jacuzzi?"

• (Unnamed) "So -- you'll write?"
• (Dave Goelz) "Oh, yeah, sure I'll write. There's probably a mailbox every couple of light years."

• (Unnamed) "Oh, hey Gonzo. I thought you were performing at a bar mitzvah?"
• (Dave Goelz) "No, I got the Electric Mayhem to cover for me."
• (John Kennedy) "Shalom."

• (Dave Goelz) "Kermit, you're the best friend any alien could ask for."

• (Dave Goelz) "I had that weird dream again."
• (Unnamed) "You mean the one with the goat and the dwarf and the jar of peanut butter?"

• (Dave Goelz) "Rizzo?"
• (Steve Whitmire) "No, it's Santa, but I forgot my reindeer."

• (Dave Goelz) "Now we can go meet my alien brothers at Cape Doom."
• (Unnamed) "Uh, what makes you think that aliens are landing there, Gonzo?"
• (Dave Goelz) "Oh, a sandwich told me."

• (Dave Goelz) "I'm an alien."
• (Steve Whitmire) "What, have you been tap-dancing on the barbecue again?"

• (Dave Goelz) "People of Earth, do not be alarmed."
• (Frank Oz) "Oh brother."

• (Dave Goelz) "Well, it's just that I'm sick and tired of being a one-of-a-kind freak, that's all."
• (Unnamed) "Gonzo, you are not a one-of-a-kind freak. You're a, uh -- uh --"
• (Dave Goelz) "A whatever?"
• (Unnamed) "Well -- yeah."

• (Dave Goelz) "Rizzo?"
• (Steve Whitmire) "Gonzo?"
• (Frank Oz) "Kermy?"
• (Unnamed) "Piggy?"
• (Unnamed) "What is going on here?"

• (Dave Goelz) "Rizzo, come here, my Cap'n Alphabet is sending me a message: R U There."
• (Steve Whitmire) "Are you sure it didn't say "you need help"?"

• (Dave Goelz) "Remember, I built this new Jacuzzi for my alien family, so please, no eating in the spa."

Jeffrey Tambor as Ed Singer

• (Jeffrey Tambor) "I'm gonna kill somebody."

• (Jeffrey Tambor) "May I?"
• (Steve Whitmire) "I think before you answer that question you'd better be real clear on the final destination of that finger."

• (Jeffrey Tambor) "They are coming to Earth, aren't they?"
• (Dave Goelz) "I don't know."
• (Jeffrey Tambor) "How many of them are there?"
• (Dave Goelz) "I don't know."
• (Jeffrey Tambor) "When will they be here? And don't you dare tell me that you don't know."
• (Dave Goelz) "I know not?"

• (Jeffrey Tambor) "Forgive me my Earthly manners, but, uh, do you have any idea what it's like to be laughed at?"
• (Dave Goelz) "Yeah, sure I do."
• (Jeffrey Tambor) "To be called names, like 'wacko.'"
• (Dave Goelz) "Uh-huh."
• (Jeffrey Tambor) "And 'freak-boy.'"
• (Dave Goelz) "Oh, yeah."
• (Jeffrey Tambor) "And 'paranoid delusional psychopath'?"
• (Dave Goelz) "Got me there."

• (Jeffrey Tambor) "Excuse me. Can this thing go any faster?"
• (Unnamed) "I'm doing thirty."

• (Jeffrey Tambor) "No nostrils. How do you smell?"
• (Unnamed) "Awful. Trust me, I'm his roommate."

• (Jeffrey Tambor) "Very, very moving, my little alien friend. But I'm afraid your timing is off. Now you're coming back with me in my c-cement truck."

• (Jeffrey Tambor) "I'm afraid we're going to have to perform an invasive quadrilobal brain probe on you and pluck it from your head."
• (Dave Goelz) "The information?"
• (Jeffrey Tambor) "No, your brain."

F. Murray Abraham as Noah

• (F. Murray Abraham) "What are you, anyway?"
• (Dave Goelz) "Oh, uh, good question. Now technically speaking, uhh, let's say, put me down as a -- 'Whatever'?"

Josh Charles as Agent Barker

• (Josh Charles) "We feel your pain, Gonzo."
• (Dave Goelz) "They feel my pain."
• (Steve Whitmire) "I've got a paper-cut that's a doozy. You feel my pain, too?"

• (Josh Charles) "How about this story? It's about a big, bad wolf and a little pig."
• (Frank Oz) "Um, that's three pigs, okay?"
• (Josh Charles) "Not in this version."

Frank Oz as Miss Piggy

• (Frank Oz) "We're going to pause here and we'll be right back with Gonzo, the Geek Who Fell to Earth."

• (Frank Oz) "What are you doing here?"
• (Dave Goelz) "I'm making contact. What are you doing?"

• (Frank Oz) "I've got great news. Gonzo has been kidnapped by the government and it could be a life-threatening situation."
• (Unnamed) "How can that be great news?"
• (Frank Oz) "Because, I've got a story, I've got a story. Oh. I need to change. Something that says journalistic integrity."

• (Frank Oz) "Midnight. The lone alien stands before a naked sky. The mood is tense. My hair looks great."

• (Unnamed) "He's one of us. And no matter what happens, no matter what obstacles we face, we NEVER forget one of our own."
• (Frank Oz) "I love it when you take charge."
• (Unnamed) "Hey. We left Bunsen and Beaker back at the gas station."
• (Unnamed) "Okay -- Well, uh, from THIS point on, no matter what happens, we never forget one of our own."

• (Frank Oz) "Hello. What's a nice man like you doing in a guardhouse like this ?"

• (Frank Oz) "Quick, somebody knock and see if Barbie's home."

• (Frank Oz) "Hello little people. What an absolutely splendid day."

• (Frank Oz) "Oh. A real story. Intrigue. Danger. New outfits. And it's mine, mine, mine, all mine, a ha ha ha ha -- (to camera) Oh, come on, please, you think Ted Koppel never gets excited?"

Steve Whitmire as Rizzo

• (Steve Whitmire) "Are you telling me we came out here in the middle of the night for a stupid egg?"
• (Bill Barretta) "Sh. It could be full of chocolate, okay."

• (Steve Whitmire) "How you doin', Ed?"
• (Fast Eddie) "Well, I ain't dead."

• (Steve Whitmire) "I don't like the look of those guys. This rat smells a rat."
• (Josh Charles) "The limo is right this way."
• (Steve Whitmire) "Did he say limo? Wait a second, I'm his translator. Hold up."

• (Unnamed) "What is he doing up there?"
• (Steve Whitmire) "His breakfast cereal told him to sit up there."
• (Kevin Clash) "Talk about whole grain and nuts."

• (Unnamed) "Gonzo, you've got it."
• (Steve Whitmire) "Sure wish we could find a cure for it."

Brian Henson as Dr. Phil Van Neuter

• (Brian Henson) "Feeling a little nervous, are we?"
• (Dave Goelz) "Of course I'm nervous."
• (Brian Henson) "Well, don't worry. Everyone is before having their brains sucked out."

• (Brian Henson) "Remember, if you experience any unpleasantness, please let me know. I would hate to miss it."

Kevin Clash as Clifford

• (Kevin Clash) "Hey, you better get down there, Kerm."
• (Unnamed) "Relax. No one is going anywhere, okay?"
• (Dave Goelz) "You see, I was contacted through my breakfast cereal, and then it was confirmed to me by the Cosmic Fish that I am definitely from outer space."
• (Steve Whitmire) "So you want to go now, or wait for the commercial?"
• (Unnamed) "Now."

• (Kevin Clash) "Nah, Baby. Me and Gonzo are very tight. In fact, we're gonna be chillin' in our hot tub later on. Perhaps you'd like to partake in the partay?"

David Arquette as Dr. Tucker

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Pat Hingle as General Luft

• (Pat Hingle) "You're terminated."
• (Jeffrey Tambor) "Uhh, when you say 'terminated' --"
• (Pat Hingle) "You need help, Singer. Find some."

Andie MacDowell as Shelley Snipes

• (Andie MacDowell) "This is Shelley Snipes. Please ignore the little sow."

• (Andie MacDowell) "You backstabbing, underhanded little coffee-pig."

Gary Owens as Animal

• (Unnamed) "Okay, guys. It's up to us. We have to save Gonzo from a whole army of government agents."
• (Unnamed) "Well, I have a joke book."
• (Gary Owens) "Drumsticks, drumsticks."
• (Bill Barretta) "I have some loose jello, okay."
• (Unnamed) "Okay. Well that settles that."

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