The Brave Little Toaster Quotes

The Brave Little Toaster is a television show that was first aired in 1970 . The Brave Little Toaster stopped airing in 1970.

It features Donald Kushner as producer, and David Newman (composer) in charge of musical score.

The Brave Little Toaster is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of The Brave Little Toaster is 90 minutes long. The Brave Little Toaster is distributed by Hyperion Pictures.

The cast includes: Phil Hartman, doing an impression of Jack Nicholson as Air Conditioner, Timothy E. Day as Blanky, Tim Stack as Lampy, Thurl Ravenscroft as Kirby, Colette Savage as Chris, Thurl Ravenscroft as Rob, Jim Jackman as Plugsy, Randy Bennett as Computer, Joe Ranft as Elmo St. Peters, Colette Savage as Chorus, and Judy Toll, doing an impression of Joan Rivers as Mish-Mash.

The Brave Little Toaster Quotes

Colette Savage as Chorus

• (Mother) "You can just take some of our things. Oh, this lamp will look so cute in your dorm room."
• (Colette Savage) "Go for it."
• (Thurl Ravenscroft) "Well, what are you going to read by, then?"
• (Mother) "Oh, I'll buy some candles. I won't read. I'll go out."
• (Thurl Ravenscroft) "Thanks, Mom, but I'm not taking any of your stuff. I'll just pick up some cheap stuff at some old appliance store like -- whatever."
• (Black and White TV) "That's right, folks. Appliances. Cheap appliances. Available now at Ernie's Disposal."
• (Thurl Ravenscroft) "Where's a good bargain place around here?"
• (Colette Savage) "You should have gone for the new stuff."

• (Colette Savage) "Hey, what about Rooney's down on 53rd? They've got like used vacuums and junk."
• (Black and White TV) "This just in: Rooney's vacuums found to be uh -- um -- carcinogenic in recent lab tests. Big, big tumors on those rats. Bleagh. We've got photos to prove it,"
• (Black and White TV) "and I don't even wanna look at them. Uhh."

• (Colette Savage) "Really, now, why don't you just go out and find a new one?"
• (Thurl Ravenscroft) "Are you kidding? Where am I gonna find another toaster like this?"
• (Colette Savage) "Like that? Probably nowhere."

Phil Hartman, doing an impression of Jack Nicholson as Air Conditioner

• (Toaster) "What are you laughing at?"
• (Phil Hartman, doing an impression of Jack Nicholson) "Absolutely nothing, nothing at all."
• (Tim Stack) "I think he was laughing at us."
• (Phil Hartman, doing an impression of Jack Nicholson) "You know something? You're a bright little lamp."
• (Tim Stack) "Thanks -- Hey."

• (Phil Hartman, doing an impression of Jack Nicholson) "What is it with you guys, anyway? You act like you just came off the assembly line. Now get this through your chrome. We've been dumped. Abandoned."
• (Timothy E. Day) "But he loved us."
• (The Radio) "That's right."
• (Phil Hartman, doing an impression of Jack Nicholson) "So what? He's a kid. He has a family. They move away, he moves away. It's a packaged deal."
• (Toaster) "But maybe they're --"
• (Phil Hartman, doing an impression of Jack Nicholson) "He's not coming back. Pure and simple."
• (Thurl Ravenscroft) "Oh yeah? Did you talk to him recently or something? They could drive up any second."
• (Timothy E. Day) "You really think so?"
• (Thurl Ravenscroft) "I'm not talking to you."

• (Toaster) "Well, you can do what you like. We're not gonna give up hope."
• (Phil Hartman, doing an impression of Jack Nicholson) "That's real touchin', Toaster. You're gonna get me bawling like a baby anytime now."
• (Toaster) "I think you're jealous."
• (Phil Hartman, doing an impression of Jack Nicholson) "Sure, I'm jealous of a bunch of dimwits."
• (Tim Stack) "Dim?"
• (Toaster) "Yeah, because the master never played with you."
• (Thurl Ravenscroft) "Because you're stuck in a wall."

• (Phil Hartman, doing an impression of Jack Nicholson) "You guys really have an attachment for that kid, don't you?"
• (Timothy E. Day) "Yes. He was our master."
• (Phil Hartman, doing an impression of Jack Nicholson) "Well, that's real nice, and any day now, he might come romping back, huh? He'll just come whistling through that door, and everything will be the same. Real peachy-keen-like."
• (Timothy E. Day) "Uh-huh."
• (Tim Stack) "It's a possibility."
• (Toaster) "Well, at least we try to be optimistic."
• (Phil Hartman, doing an impression of Jack Nicholson) "Optimistic? Somebody try to untie the knot in this guy's cord."
• (Thurl Ravenscroft) "Why don't you just shut off?"
• (Phil Hartman, doing an impression of Jack Nicholson) "Hey, I'm really scared there, Kirby. What are you going to do, suck me to death?"

• (Phil Hartman, doing an impression of Jack Nicholson) "The whole bunch of you gotta have a combined wattage of maybe five, maybe less. It's been years. It's scrap metal time."

Thurl Ravenscroft as Kirby

• (Thurl Ravenscroft) "Oh, come off it. Be serious."
• (Toaster) "I am serious."
• (Thurl Ravenscroft) "You're insane."
• (The Radio) "Why, if we were all wiener dogs, our problems would be solved."
• (Toaster) "What?"
• (The Radio) "Or maybe it was a basset hound."
• (Thurl Ravenscroft) "You're all insane."

• (Thurl Ravenscroft) "He's not coming back anyway."
• (Tim Stack) "He might. The fact is there's just not enough fact."

• (Thurl Ravenscroft) "I knew I shouldn't have let you guys drive."
• (Thurl Ravenscroft) "Oh, this is great fun. Let's make these outings a regular thing, okay?"

• (Black and White TV) "Why wander endlessly through this sprawling wasteland they dare to call a city when your dreams are all under one roof? Our roof. Corner of 3rd and East. Crazy Ernie's Amazing Emporium of -- of -- TOTAL BARGAIN MADNESS."
• (Thurl Ravenscroft) "Have you ever heard of this place before? Looks pretty neat."

• (Thurl Ravenscroft) "Lay off. Just lay off."
• (Toaster) "What's the matter?"
• (Tim Stack) "We were worried about you."
• (The Radio) "You had us real scared there, pal."
• (Thurl Ravenscroft) "Well, there's nothing wrong with me, pal. Just back off."
• (Timothy E. Day) "Don't be angry."
• (Thurl Ravenscroft) "Just keep your antenneas and knobs and wires and ribbons off my chrome. Who needs you guys, anyway? Gotta drag you around all the time, bunch of dead weight. I'd be better off without you."
• (Timothy E. Day) "But Kirby --"
• (Thurl Ravenscroft) "Especially you, you little rag."
• (Thurl Ravenscroft) "So, uh -- how do we get across this thing, anyway?"

• (Thurl Ravenscroft) "Cry, cry, weep, wail and snob. It's disgusting. Every time. I can't believe it. Every single. Give me that stupid thing."

• (Thurl Ravenscroft) "What do you mean what are we going to do today? The same thing we've done for the last 2000 days. Chores."
• (Timothy E. Day) "Chores?"
• (Toaster) "It'll be fun."
• (The Radio) "Fun? I'm up for some fun. Listen to this, a broadcast from Wrigley Field. It's the bottom of the ninth --"
• (Tim Stack) "I don't see how doing chores is supposed to be fun."
• (Thurl Ravenscroft) "It's not supposed to be fun. It's work."
• (Timothy E. Day) "I don't like to work without the master."
• (Toaster) "Well, okay. If you guys don't want to work, why don't we play a game?"
• (The Radio) "A game? What sort of a game?"
• (Tim Stack) "What are the rules?"
• (Toaster) "There's only one rule -- no one stops until the house is clean."
• (Tim Stack) "Boo."

• (Thurl Ravenscroft) "The battery's gone dead."
• (The Radio) "We're trapped here like rats. Small little rats with no hair and one leg."

• (Mother) "Rob, are you sure you have enough underwear?"
• (Thurl Ravenscroft) "Mom, you packed enough underwear to stock the whole dorm."
• (Mother) "Did you pack enough socks?"
• (Thurl Ravenscroft) "Look, Mom, I'm not going to Jupiter or anything, I'm going to college. It's just college."
• (Mother) "Just give me something to worry about."
• (Thurl Ravenscroft) "I'm your mother."

• (The Radio) "Damn thee, accursed whale. By the depths of Hell I stabbeth thee."
• (Thurl Ravenscroft) "Climb on, you idiot."
• (The Radio) "Oh, it's you."
• (Thurl Ravenscroft) "Where's Toaster?"
• (Tim Stack) "He sank."

• (Toaster) "Well, I'm going with or without you."
• (Thurl Ravenscroft) "Well, I say we stay. We're gonna have a new master anyway once someone buys this cottage."
• (Timothy E. Day) "But I don't want a new master. I want our master."
• (Toaster) "Well? What about the rest of you?"
• (The Radio) "You boys are gonna need a leader. Why, alone, you wouldn't last more than five minutes out there. I was once a mountaineer, see? And together, we can stand against the forces of nature."
• (Tim Stack) "Were you really a mountaineer?"
• (The Radio) "Sure. Ask anybody. Ask Teddy Roosevelt. Why, we shoot moose together on the Klondike."
• (Tim Stack) "Wow. Well, you know, I was thinking, you guys are gonna need someone bright along too."
• (Toaster) "Good idea."

• (Thurl Ravenscroft) "There goes the sun, here comes the night. Somebody turn on the light. Somebody tell me that fate has been kind."
• (Colette Savage) "You can't go out. You are out of your mind."

• (Toaster) "You know, guys? We are going to need some kind of shelter."
• (Thurl Ravenscroft) "Yeah. Shelter for the likes of them."
• (The Radio) "Come over here and say that, chrome dome."
• (Thurl Ravenscroft) "What?"
• (The Radio) "Oh sorry about that. I meant to say, "Vacuous vacuum"."

Timothy E. Day as Blanky

• (Timothy E. Day) "Oww."
• (Toaster) "What's wrong?"
• (Timothy E. Day) "He stepped on me."
• (Tim Stack) "Did not."
• (Timothy E. Day) "Did too."
• (Tim Stack) "Did not."
• (Thurl Ravenscroft) "Did too."
• (Tim Stack) "Did not."
• (Toaster) "Hey, hey, hey, come on. How do you guys expect us to get there if you're fighting all the time?"
• (Timothy E. Day) "You mean we're not there yet?"
• (Toaster) "No, not yet. We've got a long way to go."
• (Thurl Ravenscroft) "Oh, boy. You're telling me."

• (Timothy E. Day) "There may be lions in there --"
• (The Radio) "And tigers and bears. Oh my."
• (Tim Stack) "He's such a baby. Ma-maa."

• (Toaster) "If a dog can do it, WE can do it."
• (Timothy E. Day) "But a dog has legs."
• (Toaster) "Ah, don't be a wet blanket."

• (The Radio) "Why if it isn't ol' Rabbit Ears."
• (Black and White TV) "Why if it isn't ol' loudmouth."
• (Timothy E. Day) "Hey, TV."
• (Tim Stack) "How ya doing?"
• (Black and White TV) "Oh, I've got a few more seasons left."
• (Toaster) "The cabin hasn't been the same since they took you away."
• (Thurl Ravenscroft) "Yeah, it wasn't as noisy."
• (Black and White TV) "Well I see you haven't changed."

• (Timothy E. Day) "Do we have to stop here?"
• (Toaster) "Only for a while."
• (The Radio) "Just long enough to lose our minds. We'll be cannibals within a few days, I've seen it happen."
• (Thurl Ravenscroft) "And you'll be the first to go, dial-face."

• (Toaster) "Hang on tight, Blanky."
• (Timothy E. Day) "I am."
• (The Radio) "Don't let the tremendous height scare you."

• (Timothy E. Day) "Help me. I'm stuck."
• (Toaster) "I hear him."
• (Tim Stack) "I don't see him anywhere."
• (The Radio) "Maybe he's calling from Blanket Heaven. He's a white, fluffly little angel with a knob-nose."
• (Thurl Ravenscroft) "He's just stuck in a tree, that's all. Look."

Tim Stack as Lampy

• (Tim Stack) "We are pioneers. Whoa."

• (Tim Stack) "Just shorted right out."
• (The Radio) "Cracked up and snapped. He sold the farm. Poor chap."
• (Tim Stack) "How does he look?"
• (The Radio) "A little better than you, actually."

• (Toaster) "Kirby, no."
• (Tim Stack) "Get the cord out of his mouth, don't let him swallow it."
• (The Radio) "Switch him off."

• (Tim Stack) "Hey, everybody. Look. A clearing."
• (Thurl Ravenscroft) "Great. Let's spread out the blanket and have a picnic."
• (Timothy E. Day) "But I'm full of stickers."
• (Thurl Ravenscroft) "Well, my bag's full of thistles and sticks and who knows what else. Who's idea was it to come this way, anyway?"
• (The Radio) "Why, it was the lamp's, I tell ya."
• (Tim Stack) "Oh, yeah? Who's supposed to be the big shot navigator around here, Mr. Loudmouth? Mr. Big Loudmouth?"
• (Thurl Ravenscroft) "Yeah."
• (Toaster) "Where are we, anyway?"
• (The Radio) "Now, look here, fellas, just give me a second and I -- Whoa, listen to this. It's the top of the ninth, the bases are loaded, and -- PeeWee Reese is at the plate. There's the pitch, and he hits."
• (The Radio) "Oh, and it's a triple play."

• (Tim Stack) "Well, was it him?"
• (Tim Stack) "I was just wondering whether or not it was him. I hate being left in the dark, you know."
• (Tim Stack) "So we can assume that it wasn't him?"
• (Toaster) "Let's get back to work."

• (Black and White TV) "Boy if he gonna be surprised when he gets back. He just left a little while ago to drive out to the cab --"
• (Tim Stack) "Hey."
• (The Radio) "What's the idea?"
• (Jim Jackman) "Oh, many pardons. Was you watchin' that channel?"

• (Toaster) "You know, we could use someone who's really -- strong."
• (Tim Stack) "And loud."
• (Timothy E. Day) "And grumpy."
• (The Radio) "And oblivious to reality."

• (Tim Stack) "Hey. Hey. What's that?"
• (Timothy E. Day) "A car."
• (Thurl Ravenscroft) "I don't want to hear another word about cars."
• (Toaster) "You said it."
• (The Radio) "It sounds pretty close."
• (Thurl Ravenscroft) "Just don't even start."
• (Tim Stack) "Sounds real close."

• (Tim Stack) "You can't even hear your own thoughts around here with all the racket around here."

• (Tim Stack) "Hey, I've got an idea. We can all get on top of the bed, and Kirby can push us --. No, no, no -- Hey. What about the master's pogo stick? -- No, no, no -- Hey. Why don't we get the refrigerator on a skateboard, and Kirby can pull? -- No, no, no -- Hey."
• (The Radio) "Shut up. Shut up."
• (Thurl Ravenscroft) "SHUT UP."
• (The Radio) "Let somebody else try for a change."
• (The Radio) "Arise, Hassan, arise, O magic carpet --"

• (Tim Stack) "Hey, come over here. I'm gonna --"
• (The Radio) "Why, do you dare to cross foils with the greatest Saxon swordsman in the land? Haven't you the slightest idea who you're dealing with?"
• (Tim Stack) "Precisely; a total idiot."
• (The Radio) "If you sabre wags as loosely as your Norman tongue, you'll be run through in an instant. Defend yourself, Sir Lampy of Locksley."
• (The Radio) "A blow for Richard. A blow for Marion. A blow for Mario, the garbage man. And for Carl and all the boys at the delicatessen. And here's one for the guys on 5th street."

• (Tim Stack) "Holy Mother of Edison. What were you thinking? You could have broken my bulb."

• (The Radio) "I think Houdini did this once, and if I remember right, he was out of the hospital in no time."
• (Tim Stack) "Well, that's encouraging."

• (Tim Stack) "Legs would help, you know."
• (Thurl Ravenscroft) "Brains wouldn't hurt either."
• (Tim Stack) "Lay off."
• (The Radio) "Yeah, pipe down, carpet-breath."

• (Tim Stack) "So -- uh -- what's this thing with you and the Blanket?"
• (Toaster) "What thing?"
• (Tim Stack) "You know. All of a sudden, you're being so darned NICE to him all of a sudden."
• (Toaster) "Oh, that. I was just thinking, and I got this feeling I should be nicer to him for a change, you know? And now I feel better."
• (Tim Stack) "Wow, that's weird."
• (Toaster) "What's weird about it?"
• (Tim Stack) "I don't know. I mean, you were never this nice to him before, and all of a sudden now you're nice to him all the time, and I don't know. I'm, uh, I'm just trying to understand, trying to figure out, what it all means."
• (Toaster) "Well, it's kind of hard to describe. It's like being next to a new loaf of bread."
• (Toaster) "Hmmm. It's, um, let's see -- it's like a warm, toasty feeling inside."
• (Toaster) "It's like a glow --"
• (Tim Stack) "A glow."
• (Toaster) "Yeah."
• (Tim Stack) "I think I know what you're talking about. It's like the feeling I get when I think about the Master."

• (Tim Stack) "Are you sure this is the right way?"
• (The Radio) "I'm as sure as I am honest."
• (Tim Stack) "In that case, we're definitely lost."

• (Tim Stack) "I remember the first time my bulb burned out. And I thought, "That's it. I'm burnt out. Eighty-sixed. To the showers." But then the master gave me a brand new bulb -- and I just glowed."

• (Tim Stack) "Boy, he sure has grown."
• (The Radio) "Look at him. What a heartbreaker."
• (Toaster) "He graduated too."
• (Thurl Ravenscroft) "Of course. He knows how to work hard."
• (Timothy E. Day) "He's all big now. I hope he still needs us."
• (Black and White TV) "Still needs ya? That's the silliest thing I've ever heard."

• (The Radio) "Boy, are we glad to see you."
• (Tim Stack) "Yeah. I really thought I'd turned in my warranty that time."
• (The Radio) "Until baggy here showed up."
• (Thurl Ravenscroft) "I just slipped and fell in. That's all."
• (Tim Stack) "Oh, yeah, sure, right."
• (Timothy E. Day) "You can't fool us. We love you."
• (The Radio) "That's right, like Mrs. Roosevelt loved her husband."
• (Thurl Ravenscroft) "Yeah, yeah. Well, here's the shore. Everybody off."
• (The Radio) "Listen to this. This is President Roosevelt awarding the vaccum the medal of honor."

Jim Jackman as Plugsy

(We don't have any quotes for this character)

Joe Ranft as Elmo St. Peters

• (Joe Ranft) "Now where did that radio go? I could have sworn I left it right here in this very spot. What did it do, just get up and walk away?"

Judy Toll, doing an impression of Joan Rivers as Mish-Mash

• (Judy Toll, doing an impression of Joan Rivers) "Hey, look at me. I mean, really. Barf, barf, barf. I'm a can opener, a lamp and a shaver. Oh, god. I'm a mish-mash."

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