Muppet Treasure Island Quotes

Muppet Treasure Island is a TV program that debuted in 1970 . Muppet Treasure Island completed its run in 1970.

It features Hans Zimmer in charge of musical score, and John Fenner as head of cinematography.

Muppet Treasure Island is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Muppet Treasure Island is 99 minutes long. Muppet Treasure Island is distributed by Walt Disney Studios Motion Pictures.

The cast includes: Billy Connolly as Billy Bones, and Jennifer Saunders as Mrs. Bluberidge.

Muppet Treasure Island Quotes

Billy Connolly as Billy Bones

• (Billy Connolly) "How does she bloody do that?"

• (Billy Connolly) "Now isn't that a story worth a hearin'?"
• (Pig Bar Patron) "It was the first dozen times we heard it."
• (Sailor Mug) "I'll drink to that."

• (Billy Connolly) "Beware lads. Beware."
• (Unnamed) "What, the one-legged man?"
• (Billy Connolly) "Aye. But also, beware runnin' with scissors or any other pointy object. It's all good fun, until somebody loses a; Ahhhh."

• (Billy Connolly) "It ain't no jokin' matter, hose nose."

• (Unnamed) "He died? And this is supposed to be a kids' movie."
• (Billy Connolly) "Jimmy-Jim-Jimmy-Jim-Jim-Jim-Jim. You've always been a decent sort to old Billy Bones."
• (Unnamed) "I'm not Jimmy-Jim-Jimmy-Jim-Jim-Jim-Jim."
• (Unnamed) "He's Jimmy-Jim-Jimmy-Jim-Jim-Jim-Jim."
• (Billy Connolly) "Jim?"
• (Unnamed) "Yes, Captain?"
• (Billy Connolly) "Jimmy-Jim-Jimmy-Jim-Jim-Jim-Jim."
• (Unnamed) "Yes, Captain, what is it?"

Jennifer Saunders as Mrs. Bluberidge

• (Jennifer Saunders) "Oh, drunk again, are ya?"
• (Cow) "Moo."

• (Jennifer Saunders) "To the northwest dirty dishes."
• (Unnamed) "How does she do that?"
• (Unnamed) "Might as well start. I'll wash."
• (Unnamed) "I'll dry."
• (Unnamed) "I'll break."

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