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The Stuff Quotes

The Stuff is a TV program that first aired in 1970 . The Stuff completed its run in 1970.

It features Paul Kurta as producer, Anthony Guefen in charge of musical score, and Paul Glickman as head of cinematography.

The Stuff is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of The Stuff is 87 minutes long. The Stuff is distributed by New World Pictures.

The cast includes: Paul Sorvino as Col. Malcolm Grommett Spears, Scott Bloom as Jason, Garrett Morris as 'Chocolate Chip' Charlie W. Hobbs, Patrick O'Neal as Fletcher, and Danny Aiello as Vickers.

The Stuff Quotes

Garrett Morris as 'Chocolate Chip' Charlie W. Hobbs

  • (Unnamed) "Did you find anything out?"
  • (Garrett Morris) "What you gonna find out, man, in a town that has just dried up and blown away, man? Must be a side effect of eatin' too much dessert. An urge to migrate."
  • (Unnamed) "Okay, lethal hands, kill the door."
  • (Garrett Morris) "Watch out for splinters."
  • (Garrett Morris) "You are not thinkin' about goin' after it."
  • (Unnamed) "I hope you got a gun on you, Charlie."
  • (Garrett Morris) "How many times am I supposed to tell you my hands are lethal weapons?"
  • (Unnamed) "I hope you're right, 'cause if that thing tries to kill me, you kill me first."
  • (Garrett Morris) "The only thing Chocolate Chip Charlie knows better than fighting is running."
  • (Unnamed) "Pick a direction."
  • (Unnamed) "What do you think, Charlie?"
  • (Garrett Morris) "The man is not in proper operating order."
  • (Unnamed) "Absolutely."
  • (Garrett Morris) "I'd like to take him someplace and get him X-rayed."
  • (Unnamed) "Yeah, but what if he doesn't wanna come along with us?"
  • (Garrett Morris) "We snatch 'im."
  • (Unnamed) "Oh, now, Charlie, I run a high-tech operation. I don't go in for things like that."
  • (Garrett Morris) "I got a few low-tech solutions for our problem. We hit that sucker over the head."
  • (Unnamed) "Oh, well, ummm -- we could do that."
  • (Garrett Morris) "We throw him in the trunk of the car."
  • (Unnamed) "We could do that, too."
  • (Garrett Morris) "And we take off."
  • (Unnamed) "In whose car?"
  • (Garrett Morris) "Don't you know who I am? I am Chocolate-Chip Charlie. My hands are registered with the mid-New Jersey police as lethal weapons, and I eat them guns for breakfast."

Paul Sorvino as Col. Malcolm Grommett Spears

  • (Paul Sorvino) "The yellow sons of bitches, they took their own lives. Commie bastards, you cheated me."
  • (Paul Sorvino) "I will permit this colored man to speak. But speak one word of the Commie party, or one word in code, and I will blow his head off."
  • (Paul Sorvino) "We're Americans; we've never lost a war."
  • (Scott Bloom) "What about 'Nam, sir?"
  • (Paul Sorvino) "'Nam? We lost that war at home, sonny."

Patrick O'Neal as Fletcher

  • (Patrick O'Neal) "Let go of it, Mr. Rutherford. You can't stop it."
  • (Unnamed) "I can shut you down."
  • (Patrick O'Neal) "I don't know. I really don't know. I don't think anybody'd pay too much attention to a disreputable guy like you. You're a rogue, you're a crook in the pay of the ice cream companies just out trying to screw the competition."
  • (Unnamed) "I could always kill you."

Scott Bloom as Jason

  • (Scott Bloom) "What am I supposed to do?"
  • (Unnamed) "What you're supposed to do, you're supposed to EAT IT, that's all; you eat it and eat as much of it as you can and you KEEP eating it."
  • (Scott Bloom) "'scuse me, sir, I kinda just threw up in your car."
  • (Unnamed) "I know."
  • (Scott Bloom) "I'm sorry."
  • (Unnamed) "That's all right."
  • (Scott Bloom) "I just ate shaving cream."
  • (Unnamed) "Everybody has to eat shaving cream once in a while"

Danny Aiello as Vickers

  • (Danny Aiello) "Ben. No, Ben. I'll buy more."

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