The I in Team Quotes

The I in Team is a television show that appeared on TV in 1970 . The I in Team stopped airing in 1970.

The I in Team Quotes

• (Unnamed) "Why exactly can't we damage this Polka thing's arms? I mean, not-not that I want to. It's just, in my experience, when fighting for your life, body parts get damaged. And better its bits than mine."

• (Unnamed) "This is your objective: Sub-T-67119 demon-class, Polgara species. Though visual confirmation has not yet been made, we're confident of the target's approximate position as it leaves behind a distinct protein marker. Dr. Angleman will brief you on its defenses."

• (Unnamed) "Xander. You haven't been paying any attention to me tonight. Just peddling those process food bricks. I don't know why."
• (Unnamed) "Well, let me put it in a way you'll understand. Sell bars. Make money. Take Anya nice places. Buy pretty things."
• (Unnamed) "That does make sense. All right, I support you. Go sell more."

• (Unnamed) "We always take precautions. All we need you to do is get a visual on this thing."
• (Unnamed) "This will feed me back an image and I can advise you from there. I don't wanna put you in any unnecessary danger."
• (Unnamed) "Oh, that's okay. Danger's my birthright."

• (Unnamed) "I implore you, Neisa, blessed goddess of chance and fortune, heed my call. Send to me the heart I desire."
• (Unnamed) "You know, magic at the poker table qualifies as cheating."
• (Unnamed) "That wasn't magic. I was praying. Two, please."

• (Unnamed) "It'll be dark soon. I think it would be wise for you to leave Sunnydale."
• (Unnamed) "I'm not going anywhere. Not until those bastards undo whatever they did to me. Put me back the way I was."
• (Unnamed) "Sure. Just explain to the nice scientist guys that you really miss killing and torturing innocent people."
• (Unnamed) "You think that would work?"
• (Unnamed) "Spike. Lord knows why I'm telling you this -- it's for your own good. As long as the Initiative is in operation, it's not safe for you here."
• (Unnamed) "No. It's not safe for any of us."

• (Unnamed) "Soldier boys are out in force. I've been trying to keep 'em off my scent. Run 'em in circles. But they just keep coming."
• (Unnamed) "And -- how is this our concern? Seeing that you've expressed a desire to have nothing more to do with us."
• (Unnamed) "Spike said that?"
• (Unnamed) "Mm-hmm."
• (Unnamed) "That hurts."
• (Unnamed) "All right. What do you want me to say? I need help."
• (Unnamed) "And no cheek from you."
• (Unnamed) "Look. The bugers shot me. In the back."
• (Unnamed) "Remind me. Why should I help you?"
• (Unnamed) "Because you do that. You're the goody-good guys. You're the bloody freakin' cavalry."
• (Unnamed) "No, you can come up with a better answer than that. Why should I help you ?"
• (Unnamed) "Oh. Because I helped you."
• (Unnamed) "When you turned into that Fyarl demon, I helped you, didn't I?"
• (Unnamed) "And that was out of the, um, evilness of your heart?"
• (Unnamed) "Oh, hell no. I made you pay me-"
• (Unnamed) "You right bastard."
• (Unnamed) "That's all that's left. I spent the rest on blood and smokes, which I'll never see again."
• (Unnamed) "Ah, come on. Circle the wagons. Tend to the wounded here. No time for layabouts."

• (Unnamed) "Here, wipe your feet when you enter a person's home."
• (Unnamed) "Oh, yes, careless of me. Tracking mud all over your, um, mud."
• (Unnamed) "I admit, it's a bit of a fixer-upper. Needs a woman's touch. Care to have a crack at it?"
• (Unnamed) "While I'd love to go on trading jabs with you, Spike, perhaps I'll come to the point. Much as it pains me to say it, um, I owe you a debt of gratitude for the help you provided me in my recent -- metamorphosis."
• (Unnamed) "Stuff the gratitude. You owe me more than that, mate."
• (Unnamed) "Three hundred. Count it if you'd-"
• (Unnamed) "like."
• (Unnamed) "I'll do that."
• (Unnamed) "Um, thinking about your, um, affliction and, uh, your new-found discovery that you can fight only demons, it occurs to me that, um-"
• (Unnamed) "I realize this is completely against your nature but I, I, I -- Has it occurred to you there may be a higher purpose --"
• (Unnamed) "Uhh. You made me lose count. What are you still doing here?"
• (Unnamed) "Talking to myself, apparently."
• (Unnamed) "Well, piss off, then. This bit of business wraps up any I got with you and your Slayerettes. From here on, I want nothing to do with the lot of you."
• (Unnamed) "Your choosing to remain in Sunnydale might make that a little difficult."
• (Unnamed) "Well, you and yours will just have to show a little restraint, is all. Now get out."
• (Unnamed) "And I don't want you crawling back here, knocking on my door, pleading for help the second Teen Witch's magic goes all wonky or little Xander cuts a new tooth. We're through. Got it?"

• (Unnamed) "Almost time to wake up, Adam. And take your first look at the world."

• (Unnamed) "So. All right. Fine. If she wants a fight, we'll give her one. Won't we, Adam? I've worked too long. Too long -- to let some little bitch threaten this project; threaten me. She has no idea who she's dealing with. Once she's gone, Riley will come around. He'll understand. It's for the greater good. He'll see that. And if he doesn't -- Well, first things first. Remove the complication and when she least expects it; Aah."
• (Unnamed) "Adam?"
• (Unnamed) "Mommy."

• (Unnamed) "You're quite the regimental soldier."
• (Unnamed) "I am how they trained me."
• (Unnamed) "They? Who they?"
• (Unnamed) "You know, the government. Talked me out of special op training for this."
• (Unnamed) "What did they tell you it was for?"
• (Unnamed) "Didn't. In the military, you learn to follow orders. Not ask questions."
• (Unnamed) "I don't understand. Aren't you curious about all the science and research stuff they're doing?"
• (Unnamed) "I know all I need to know. We're doing good here. Protecting the public. Removing the subterrestrial threat. It's work worth doing."
• (Unnamed) "What's 314?"
• (Unnamed) "Riley."
• (Unnamed) "We have a situation. You're needed."
• (Unnamed) "On my way."
• (Unnamed) "What is it?"
• (Unnamed) "Don't know."
• (Unnamed) "You're really not one for asking questions, are you?"
• (Unnamed) "I'll leave that to you."

• (Unnamed) "Irony's kind of ironic that way."

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