A New Man Quotes

A New Man is a television show that appeared on TV in 1970 . A New Man ended in 1970.

A New Man Quotes

• (Unnamed) "What am I? I'm an unemployed librarian with a tendency to get knocked on the head."
• (Unnamed) "Well, you won't have to worry about that anymore, mate. When you went to the loo, I slipped a small pellet of poison in your drink, you'll be dead in an hour."
• (Unnamed) "Just kidding."
• (Unnamed) "I'm gonna feel like hell in the morning."
• (Unnamed) "Relax. Enjoy the night. We're still a couple of sorcerers. The night is still our time."

• (Unnamed) "And I'm supposed to just help you out of the evilness of my heart?"

• (Unnamed) "You know what gets me? This is what gets me. Twenty years I've been fighting demons. Maggie Walsh and her nancy ninja boys come in; six months later, the demons are pissing themselves with fear. They never even noticed me."

• (Unnamed) "You're really strong. Like, Spiderman strong."
• (Unnamed) "Yeah. But, I don't stick to stuff. But, yeah."

• (Unnamed) "Uh-oh, you have but-face."
• (Unnamed) "You look like you're gonna say 'but'."

• (Unnamed) "How did you know it was me?"
• (Unnamed) "Your eyes. You're the only person in the world that can look that annoyed with me."

• (Unnamed) "If you don't mind, I'm just gonna go and watch them manhandle him into a vehicle."

• (Unnamed) "Okay, that's a giant vulture. I'd have mentioned if it was a giant vulture."

• (Unnamed) "I've really got to learn to just do the damage and get out of town. It's the stay-'n'-gloat that gets me every time."

• (Unnamed) "It's me, Giles. Ethan has turned me into a demon and I need your help."
• (Unnamed) "Hello, yes. It's me."
• (Unnamed) "Yaaaa."
• (Unnamed) "Listen. Don't you understand me?"
• (Unnamed) "Demon. Demon."

• (Unnamed) "So, the Slayer."
• (Unnamed) "Yeah. That's me."
• (Unnamed) "We thought you were a myth."
• (Unnamed) "Well, you were myth-taken"

• (Unnamed) "If you can't find third gear, don't try for third gear."
• (Unnamed) "I'm doin' my best. I don't know if I'm drivin' this thing or wearin' it."
• (Unnamed) "It's perfectly serviceable."
• (Unnamed) "Funny hearing a Fyarl demon say "serviceable". Had a couple of 'em working for me once. They're more like, "Like to crush. Crush now?" Strong though. You won't meet a jar you can't open for the rest of your life."
• (Unnamed) "What was that? Did you growl?"
• (Unnamed) "No."

• (Unnamed) "Why the hell are you suddenly a Fyarl demon? You just come over all demony this morning?"
• (Unnamed) "As a matter of fact, I did."

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