The Fairly OddParents Quotes

The Fairly OddParents is a Children's television series that first aired in 2001 on Nickelodeon . The Fairly OddParents ended in 2017.

The Fairly OddParents aired for 10 seasons and 161 episodes. It features Bob Boyle (animator) (2002-2005) as producer, Tara Strong; Daran Norris; Susanne Blakeslee; Carlos Alazraqui; Grey DeLisle; Matthew W. Taylor; Kari Wahlgren doing voices, Ron Jones (composer) as theme composer, and Guy Moon as composer. The Fairly OddParents is executive produced by Butch Hartman. The Fairly OddParents is created by Butch Hartman.

The Fairly OddParents is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of The Fairly OddParents is 23 minutes long. The Fairly OddParents is produced by Frederator Studios and distributed by Viacom Media Networks.

The cast includes: Tara Strong as Timmy Turner, Susanne Blakeslee as Wanda, Daran Norris as Cosmo, Tara Strong as Mom Turner, Carlos Alazraqui as Denzel Crocker, Tara Strong as Timmy, Grey DeLisle as Vicky, and Susanne Blakeslee as Dad.

The Fairly OddParents Quotes

Susanne Blakeslee as Wanda

• (Susanne Blakeslee) "The force is strong with this one."
• (Daran Norris) "Luke, I am your father. I always wanted to say that."

• (Susanne Blakeslee) "Awwwww, Goat Love."
• (Daran Norris) "They say it's the most honest love around."

• (Susanne Blakeslee) "Look at our chart. 99.9% Timmy. 0.01% Other."
• (Tara Strong) "What's the other?"
• (Daran Norris) "Timmy."

• (Susanne Blakeslee) "You made your dad cry."
• (Daran Norris) "Yeah. Usually it takes a monkey or a bowl of pudding to do that."

• (Susanne Blakeslee) "Timmy, you can't have both brains and brawn. You have to pick just one."
• (Daran Norris) "Or do what I did. Pick neither."

• (Susanne Blakeslee) "He thinks everything is funny. Watch."
• (Susanne Blakeslee) "Pudding."
• (Daran Norris) "HAHAHAHA. She said pud and then she said ding."

• (Susanne Blakeslee) "Egad."

• (Susanne Blakeslee) "Oh, Hillary. How did you put up with it?"

• (Susanne Blakeslee) "Don't you think you should be looking for your mom, dad, friends Chester and AJ, and back-up friends Sanjay and Elmer?"

• (Susanne Blakeslee) "Good thing I landed on this nice, soft mom."

• (Susanne Blakeslee) "Two wrongs don't make a right."
• (Daran Norris) "But three rights make a left, and now it's time for the show."

• (Susanne Blakeslee) "You can't stay a carny forever, Timmy."
• (Daran Norris) "Yeah, you don't have the experience. You've never even been to prison."

Daran Norris as Cosmo

• (Daran Norris) "Don't forget the rabies. Everything tastes better with rabies."

• (Daran Norris) "Gaze into my jiggly goodness and see the artificial falsehood of your words."

• (Daran Norris) "I don't get it. If you're not married to her, why is she trying to kill you?"

• (Daran Norris) "Oh, relax, Timmy. She'll probably stop laughing when that alien flower you gave her eats her heart out at midnight."

• (Daran Norris) "What's wrong with being naked in public?"

• (Daran Norris) "Not Vicky."
• (Susanne Blakeslee) "Icky with a V."

• (Daran Norris) "I regret nothing."

• (Daran Norris) "What did New Zealand ever do to you?"

• (Daran Norris) "The good news is I found my spleen."
• (Tara Strong) "That's a rare steak."
• (Daran Norris) "In that case, I'm taking it back. I ordered my spleen medium rare."

• (Daran Norris) "That's what got me on probation."

• (Daran Norris) "If Wanda sees this, she's gonna think I'm an idiot."
• (Tara Strong) "And this would be news to her how ?"

• (Daran Norris) "This coffee is great."
• (Daran Norris) "Coffee. Coffee. Coffee. Where do they get this stuff?"
• (Carlos Alazraqui) "Columbia."
• (Susanne Blakeslee) "Oh. We should go there."

• (Daran Norris) "Apparently, another thing I'm chock-full of is not knowing stuff."

Tara Strong as Timmy Turner

• (Tara Strong) "It's fun and destructive. It's funstructive."

• (Tara Strong) "This may sound cliche, but you've gotta throw my severed head into the clearance bin."

• (Tara Strong) "I wish I could leave this room inconspicuously."
• (Tara Strong) "Ahhhhhh."
• (Susanne Blakeslee) "It means without being noticed."
• (Daran Norris) "Well, if he wasn't screaming, he wouldn've been noticed."

• (Tara Strong) "This is great. A world without girls. I can do whatever I want."
• (Tara Strong) "I'm free."
• (Daran Norris) "Wow, freedom stinks."

• (Tara Strong) "Losing our son was the best thing to ever happen to us."
• (Dad Turner) "We have a son?"

• (Tara Strong) "May I please have my ball back?"
• (Dr. Bender) "What's the word I'm looking for? Uh -- NO. HAHAHA"

• (Tara Strong) "I'm huge, I hurt people, and I'm misunderstood."
• (Daran Norris) "Just like the IRS."

• (Tara Strong) "He sure is hungry."
• (Dad Turner) "No, no, that's just the way all kids eat cereal now; face first. I'm hip."
• (Tara Strong) "School bus. School bus. Chase. Chase. Chase. Chase."
• (Dad Turner) "Wow, does Timmy love school or what?"
• (Dad Turner) "Oww, hot. It doesn't work with hot."

• (Tara Strong) "Hey guys, what's new?"
• (Susanne Blakeslee) "The laws of physics."

• (Tara Strong) "Man, that was one tough montage."

• (Tara Strong) "I'm big, I'm hurting people, and I'm misunderstood."
• (Daran Norris) "Just like The IRS."

• (Tara Strong) "Boring conversation. Can't focus."

• (Tara Strong) "Dogs have great sense of smell, they can see in black and white, and they can go to the bathroom any where they want."
• (Daran Norris) "So can I, I'm just polite."

• (Principal Waxelplax) "So, Timmy, what do you say to having all the responsibilities of president?"
• (Tara Strong) "Piece of cake."

• (Tara Strong) "Timmy, you know you're not supposed to make your father scream like a girl three times in one day."

• (Tara Strong) "Awesome- boys fighting over me."

• (Tara Strong) "Urk -- Oxygen -- Darkness --"

• (Tara Strong) "Note to self: Never break up with a girl in the Violent Gardening Tool section."

Grey DeLisle as Vicky

• (Grey DeLisle) "I don't mean to be mean all the time. It's just that I really am."

• (Grey DeLisle) "All right twerp, time for bed."
• (Tara Strong) "But it's only six-o-four."
• (Grey DeLisle) "Well, it's nine-o-four on the East Coast. BED."
• (Daran Norris) "Now it's nine-o-five on the East Coast."

• (Unnamed) "Timmy is an average kid that no one understands / Mom and Dad and Vicky always giving him commands."
• (Grey DeLisle) "BED, TWERP."
• (Unnamed) "The doom and gloom, up in his room / is broken instantly / by his magic little fish, who grant his every wish / Cause in reality, they are his -- OddParents, Fairly OddParents."
• (Susanne Blakeslee) "Wands and wings."
• (Daran Norris) "Floaty crowny things."
• (Unnamed) "OddParents, Fairly OddParents. Really mod, pea pod, buff bod, hot rod."
• (Tara Strong) "Obtuse, rubber goose, green moose, guava juice. Giant snake, birthday cake, large fries, chocolate shake."
• (Unnamed) "OddParents, Fairy OddParents. It flips your lid, when you are the kid with Fairly OddParents."
• (Grey DeLisle) "Yeah, right."

Carlos Alazraqui as Denzel Crocker

• (Carlos Alazraqui) "Hey, Turner exploded. That's one less mouth to teach."

• (Carlos Alazraqui) "Curse this obsolete one month old technology."

• (Carlos Alazraqui) "And here's another painting -- The Scream."
• (Tara Strong) "Why is he screaming?"
• (Carlos Alazraqui) "Because he was wrong. And he got an F."
• (Carlos Alazraqui) "Like you."

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