The Hot Chick Quotes

The Hot Chick is a television program that appeared on TV in 1970 . The Hot Chick completed its run in 1970.

It features John Schneider (producer) as producer, John Debney in charge of musical score, and Tim Suhrstedt as head of cinematography.

The Hot Chick is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of The Hot Chick is 104 minutes long. The Hot Chick is distributed by Walt Disney Studios Motion Pictures.

The cast includes: Anna Faris as April, Matthew Lawrence as Billy, Michael O'Keefe as Teacher, Rachel McAdams as Jessica Spencer, Sam Doumit as Eden, Megan Kuhlmann as Hildenburg, Maritza Murray as Ling Ling, Alexandra Holden as Lulu, Tia Mowry as Venetia, Maria-Elena Laas as Bianca, Ashlee Simpson as Monique, Eric Christian Olsen as Jake, Melora Hardin as Carol Spencer, Rob Schneider as Clive Maxtone, Rachel McAdams as Jessica, Angie Stone as Madam Mambuza, Matt Weinberg as Booger Spencer, Tamera Mowry as Sissy, and Rachel McAdams as Richie Spencer.

The Hot Chick Quotes

Rachel McAdams as Richie Spencer

• (Rachel McAdams) "Let me make you feel a little more at home -- GOAL."

• (Rachel McAdams) "You're the only boy who makes my heart beat faster and slower at the same time."

• (Rachel McAdams) "Look at these earrings. I'll be the envy of every girl at prom. Not like that was in jeopardy or anything."

Angie Stone as Madam Mambuza

• (Angie Stone) "Stop banging on those drums."
• (Bongo Player) "Oh, I'm sorry, I didn't know you could hear that."

Sam Doumit as Eden

• (Sam Doumit) "It's a latin based form of witchcraft. It originated in Africa and eventually made it's way to Cuba and Brazil."
• (Alexandra Holden) "Bianca."
• (Jessica (Clive)) "I knew it."
• (Sam Doumit) "Most of its rituals involve a chicken."
• (Megan Kuhlmann) "That sounds delicious."
• (Megan Kuhlmann) "Uh, I mean interesting."

• (Long-haired Jock) "Aren't you that chick who's having sex with that college guy?"
• (Sam Doumit) "NO."
• (Long-haired Jock) "Wanna be?"
• (Jessica (Clive)) "She's not interested, so why don't you just back off?"
• (Long-haired Jock) "Oh, OK. GRANDPA. What are you, a pimp and these are your skank hoes."
• (Long-haired Jock) "You and me, right now, lets go."
• (Jessica (Clive)) "Where are we going?"

• (Sam Doumit) "Any sex with a leprachaun?"
• (Jessica (Clive)) "Not recently."

Melora Hardin as Carol Spencer

• (Jessica (Clive)) "Carol, please. This would be wrong for me in at least five different ways."
• (Melora Hardin) "You mean -- you like men?"
• (Jessica (Clive)) "Of course. What did you think?"

Michael O'Keefe as Teacher

• (Michael O'Keefe) "Now, I'm returning your papers on the Salem Witch Trials. I'm sad to report that Eden here got the only A."
• (Rachel McAdams) "That's not fair. She's the only one who was actually there."
• (Sam Doumit) "Hexum maleficium spiritum sanctum nostradumus."

Anna Faris as April

• (Anna Faris) "Boys are cheats and liars, they're such a big disgrace. They will tell you anything to get to second base -- ball, baseball he thinks he's gonna score. If you let him go all the way then you are a hor -- ticulture studies flowers, geologist studies rocks. The only thing a guy wants from you is a place to put his cock -- roaches, beetles, butterflies and bugs. Nothing makes him happier than a giant pair of jug -- glers and acrobats, a dancing bear named Chuck. All guys really want to do is; forget it, no such luck."

• (Anna Faris) "So -- do you really have a penis?"
• (Jessica (Clive)) "I don't think you get the gravity of the situation here."
• (Anna Faris) "Can I see it?"
• (Jessica (Clive)) "April."
• (Anna Faris) "Sorry -- can I see it?"
• (Anna Faris) "Come on, it's not every day that your best friend grows a penis."

• (Anna Faris) "Ok, let's make a list of all the people that hate Jessica."
• (Alexandra Holden) "You know what would be a shorter list? All the people that don't hate Jessica."
• (Rachel McAdams) "You bitch."

• (Anna Faris) "I'm sorry. But I'm kind of into that new boyfriend smell."

• (Jessica (Clive)) "Well, THAT was an experience -- Is there any ice in here?"
• (Anna Faris) "No"
• (Jessica (Clive)) "Thank God."

Matthew Lawrence as Billy

• (Jessica (Clive)) "I should have made love to you when I had the chance."
• (Matthew Lawrence) "Father Mulcahy?"

Tia Mowry as Venetia

• (Tia Mowry) ""Ling-Ling"?"
• (Tia Mowry) "Can somebody answer the phone?"
• (Tamera Mowry) "Oh dang, that's messed up."

• (Tia Mowry) "I wish my momma bought me some bling-bling."

• (Tia Mowry) "Oh no, she didn't?"
• (Tamera Mowry) "Oh yes she did."
• (Tia Mowry) "Girlfriend's booty be all wrapped up in licious."
• (Tamera Mowry) "All wrapped up."
• (Maritza Murray) "You're pretty dope and phat yourselves"

Rob Schneider as Clive Maxtone

(We don't have any quotes for this character)

Maria-Elena Laas as Bianca

• (Maria-Elena Laas) "Hi Jessica, you look great. Are you doing anything different or just hanging out with skankier friends?"
• (Rachel McAdams) "You look good, too, Bianca. Are you eating less or just barfing more?"
• (Ashlee Simpson) "Barfing more."

• (Jessica (Clive)) "Scoot, he's mine."
• (Maria-Elena Laas) "Boy I don't think so."
• (Matthew Lawrence) "Get away."

Matt Weinberg as Booger Spencer

• (Jessica (Clive)) "How come you didn't snitch on me?"
• (Matt Weinberg) "Cuz you're my sister and I accept you for who you are."
• (Jessica (Clive)) "Come here;"
• (Jessica (Clive)) "You're such a little weirdo."

Eric Christian Olsen as Jake

• (Eric Christian Olsen) "Maybe this one will put out unlike that cold fish, Jessica."
• (Jessica (Clive)) "YOU GO TO HELL."
• (Jessica (Clive)) "Whoever left these showers on, go to hell."

• (Eric Christian Olsen) "She was a fun ride, no doubt about it, but she is a previously owned vehicle and I'm into that new car smell."
• (Jessica (Clive)) "You asshole."
• (Jessica (Clive)) "Whoever left these towels here is an asshole."

Maritza Murray as Ling Ling

• (Korean Mother) "Ling Ling. You forgot lunch, baby bie. Chicken back with five vegetable, bulgogi and kim chee."
• (Maritza Murray) "Thanks -- mom."
• (Korean Mother) "Ok. You all learn real good now."

• (Maritza Murray) "This stuff makes me so proud to be African American."
• (Maritza Murray) "Ling Ling. Ling Ling. You walk right by Crazy Nail, no say hi me."
• (Maritza Murray) "Hi -- Mom --"

• (Korean Mother) "Ling-Ling, You walk right by Crazy Nail. No say hi me."
• (Maritza Murray) "Hi mom."

Alexandra Holden as Lulu

• (Alexandra Holden) "Minimum wage for a maximum loser."

Megan Kuhlmann as Hildenburg

• (Jessica (Clive)) "Hildenburg, I'm sorry I humiliated you in front of the whole school and the visiting eighth graders, but you have no idea what it's like -- to wake up every morning -- and have to shave your chin."
• (Megan Kuhlmann) "Yes, I do."

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