Django Unchained Quotes

Django Unchained is a TV program that first aired in 1970 . Django Unchained ended its run in 1970.

It features Stacey Sher; Reginald Hudlin; Pilar Savone as producer, and Robert Richardson (cinematographer) as head of cinematography.

Django Unchained is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Django Unchained is 165 minutes long. Django Unchained is distributed by The Weinstein Company.

The cast includes: Christoph Waltz as Dr. King Schultz, Jamie Foxx as Django, Samuel L. Jackson as Stephen, Leonardo DiCaprio as Calvin Candie, Franco Nero as Amerigo Vessepi, Dana Gourrier as Cora, Miriam F. Glover as Betina, Don Johnson as Big Daddy, Quentin Tarantino as Robert, James Russo as Dicky Speck, James Remar as Ace Speck, Don Stroud as Sheriff Bill Sharp, Walton Goggins as Billy Crash, Tom Wopat as U.S. Marshall Gill Tatum, Bruce Dern as Old Man Carrucan, M. C. Gainey as Big John Brittle, Escalante Lundy as Big Fred, David Steen as Mr. Stonesipher, and Laura Cayouette as Lara Lee Candie-Fitzwilly.

Django Unchained Quotes

Jamie Foxx as Django

• (Jamie Foxx) "It's me, baby --"

• (Jamie Foxx) "Hey, white boy."
• (Jamie Foxx) "I said, "hey, white boy.""
• (The LeQuint Dickey Mining Co. Employee) "Shut up, black. You ain't got nothing to say I wanna hear."
• (Jamie Foxx) "How would you like to make $11,000?"

• (Jamie Foxx) "I like the way you die, boy."

• (Jamie Foxx) "D'Artagnan, motherf***ers."

• (Jamie Foxx) "Let's get out of here."

• (Jamie Foxx) "Cora, before you go, will you tell Miss Lara "goodbye"?"
• (Dana Gourrier) "Do what now?"
• (Jamie Foxx) "I said, "tell Miss Lara goodbye.""
• (Dana Gourrier) "Bye, Miss Lara."
• (Jamie Foxx) "Y'all two run along now."

• (Jamie Foxx) "Hey, little troublemaker."

• (Jamie Foxx) "You kill people? And they give you a reward?"
• (Christoph Waltz) "Certain people, yeah --"
• (Jamie Foxx) "Bad people?"
• (Christoph Waltz) "Ah. Badder they are, the bigger the reward."

• (Jamie Foxx) "Keep it funny."

Christoph Waltz as Dr. King Schultz

• (Christoph Waltz) "Prost."
• (Leonardo DiCaprio) "-- German."

• (Christoph Waltz) "My name is Dr. King Schultz, and like yourself, Marshall, I am a servant of the court. The man lying dead in the dirt, who the good people of Daughtrey saw fit to elect as their sheriff, who went by the name of Bill Sharp, is actually a wanted outlaw by the name of Willard Peck, with a price on his head of 200 dollars. Now, that's 200 dollars, dead or alive."
• (Tom Wopat) "The hell you say."
• (Christoph Waltz) "I'm aware this is probably disconcerting news. But I'm willing to wager this man was elected sheriff sometime in the last two years. I know this because three years ago, he was rustling cattle from the B.C. Corrigan Cattle Company of Lubbock, Texas. Now, this is a warrant, made out by circuit court Judge Henry Allen Laudermilk of Austin Texas. You're encouraged to wire him. He'll back up who I am, and who your dear departed sheriff was. In other words Marshall -- you owe me 200 dollars."
• (Jamie Foxx) "I'll be damned."

• (Christoph Waltz) "I wish to parley with you."
• (James Russo) "Speak English."
• (Christoph Waltz) "Oh, I'm sorry, please forgive me. it is a second language."

• (Christoph Waltz) "That's accurate."

• (Christoph Waltz) "Our mutual friend has a flair for the dramatic."

• (Christoph Waltz) "Auf Wiedersehen. Bullseye."

• (Christoph Waltz) "On one hand, I despise slavery. On the other hand, I need your help. If you're not in a position to refuse, all the better. So, for the time being, I'm gonna make this slavery malarkey work to my benefit. Still, having said that, I feel guilty --"
• (Christoph Waltz) "So, I would like the two of us to enter into an agreement."
• (Christoph Waltz) "I'm looking for the Brittle brothers."
• (Christoph Waltz) "However, at this endeavor, I'm at a slight disadvantage insofar as I don't know what they look like."
• (Christoph Waltz) "But you do. Don't ya?"
• (Jamie Foxx) "Oh, I know what they look like, all right."
• (Christoph Waltz) "Good. So here's my agreement: You travel with me until we find them --"
• (Jamie Foxx) "Where we goin'?"
• (Christoph Waltz) "I hear at least two of them are overseeing up in Gatlinburg, but I don't know where. That means we visit every plantation in Gatlinburg till we find 'em. And when we find them, you point them out, and I kill them."
• (Christoph Waltz) "You do that, I agree to give you your freedom; $25 per Brittle brother."

• (Christoph Waltz) "You sure that's him?"
• (Jamie Foxx) "Yeah."
• (Christoph Waltz) "Positive?"
• (Jamie Foxx) "I don't know."
• (Christoph Waltz) "You don't know if you're positive?"
• (Jamie Foxx) "I don't know what 'positive' means."
• (Christoph Waltz) "It means you're sure."
• (Jamie Foxx) "Yes."
• (Christoph Waltz) "Yes, what?"
• (Jamie Foxx) "Yes, I'm sure that's Ellis Brittle."
• (Jamie Foxx) "I'm positive he dead."

• (Christoph Waltz) "Oh, Monsieur Candie, you can't imagine what it's like not to hear your mother tongue in four years."
• (Leonardo DiCaprio) "Well hell, I can't imagine two weeks in Boston."
• (Samuel L. Jackson) ""Two weeks in Boston." Monsieur Candie, you a mess."

• (Christoph Waltz) "Who is your little friend?"
• (Leonardo DiCaprio) "This is Ben. He's a old Joe that lived around here for a long time. And I do mean a long damn time. Old Ben here took care of my daddy and my daddy's daddy, till he up and keeled over one day. Old Ben took care of me. Growing up the son of a huge plantation owner in Mississippi puts a white man in contact with a whole lot of black faces. I spent my whole life here right here in Candyland, surrounded by black faces. And seeing them every day, day in day out, I only had one question. Why don't they kill us? Now right out there on that porch three times a week for fifty years, old Ben here would shave my daddy with a straight razor. Now if I was old Ben, I would have cut my daddy's god**** throat, and it wouldn't have taken me no fifty years to do it neither. But he never did. Why not? You see, the science of phrenology is crucial to understanding the separation about two species. In the skull of the African here, the area associated with submissiveness is larger than any human or other sub-human species on planet Earth. If you examine this piece of skull here, you'll notice three distinct dimples. Here, here and here. Now if I was holding a skull of a -- of an Isaac Newton or Galileo, these three dimples would be in the area of the skull most associated with creativity. But this is the skull of old Ben, and in the skull of old Ben unburdened by genius, these three dimples exist in the area of the skull most associated with servility."
• (Leonardo DiCaprio) "Now bright boy, I will admit you are pretty clever. But if I took this hammer here and I bashed it in your skull, you would have the same three dimples in the same place as old Ben."

• (Christoph Waltz) "Ooh. What happened to Mister "I Wanna Shoot White Folks For Money"?"
• (Jamie Foxx) "His son's with him."
• (Christoph Waltz) "Well, good. He'll have a loved one with him. Maybe even share a last word. That's better than most of them get. Damn sight better than he deserves."
• (Christoph Waltz) "Put down the rifle."
• (Christoph Waltz) "Don't worry, I'm not mad at you. Let's take out Smitty Bacall's handbill."
• (Christoph Waltz) "Now, read it out loud. Consider that today's lesson."
• (Jamie Foxx) ""Wanted -- dead or alive. Smitty Bacall and the Smitty Bacall G -- ""
• (Christoph Waltz) "Gang."
• (Jamie Foxx) ""Gang. For murder and -- s-stagecoach ro -- robbery. Seven zero-zero-zero -- ""
• (Christoph Waltz) "Seven thousand."
• (Jamie Foxx) "Seven?"
• (Christoph Waltz) "Thousand."
• (Jamie Foxx) ""Seven thousand -- dollars for Smitty Bacall, one thousand, and five hundred dollars for each of his -- gang m -- ""
• (Christoph Waltz) "Mem?"
• (Jamie Foxx) ""Members. Known members of the Smitty Bacall Gang are as follas -- ""
• (Christoph Waltz) "Follows."
• (Jamie Foxx) ""Follows. Dandy Michaels, Gerald Nash and -- ""
• (Christoph Waltz) "Crazy Craig Koons."
• (Christoph Waltz) "That is who Smitty Bacall is. If Smitty Bacall wanted to start a farm at 22, they would never have printed that."
• (Christoph Waltz) "But Smitty Bacall wanted to rob stagecoaches, and he didn't mind killing people to do it. Do you want to save your wife by doing what I do? This is what I do. I kill people and sell their corpses for cash. This corpse is worth seven thousand dollars. Now, quit your p*****footing and shoot him."
• (Unnamed) "Pa? Pa."
• (Christoph Waltz) "Here. You need to keep this Smitty Bacall handbill."
• (Jamie Foxx) "Why?"
• (Christoph Waltz) "It's good luck. You always keep the handbill of your first bounty."

• (Christoph Waltz) "Everybody calm down, we mean no one else any harm."
• (Don Johnson) "Who are you two jokers?"
• (Christoph Waltz) "I am Dr. King Schultz, a legal representative of the criminal justice system of the United States of America. The man to my left is Django Freeman, he's my deputy. In my pocket is a warrant signed by circuit court judge Henry Allen Laudermilk of Austin, Texas, for the arrest and capture, dead or alive, of John Brittle, Ellis Brittle, and Roger Brittle --"
• (Jamie Foxx) "They were going by the name of "Shaffer.""
• (Christoph Waltz) "You know them by the name "Shaffer," but the butchers real names were Brittle. These are wanted men; the law wants them for murder. I reiterate, this warrant states "dead or alive." When Django and myself executed these men on sight, we were operating within our legal boundaries. Now, I realize passions are high, but I must warn you, the penalty for taking deadly force against a officer of the court in the performance of his duty is, you will be hung by the neck until you are dead."
• (Christoph Waltz) "May I please remove the warrant from my pocket so you may examine it?"
• (Don Johnson) "Gimme."
• (Christoph Waltz) "Satisfied? May I have that back?"
• (Don Johnson) "Get off my land."

• (Christoph Waltz) "Let me get this straight: Your slave wife speaks German and her name is Broomhilda von Schaft?"
• (Jamie Foxx) "Yep."

• (Christoph Waltz) "How do you like the bounty hunting business?"
• (Jamie Foxx) "Kill white people and get paid for it? What's not to like?"

• (Christoph Waltz) "Anything else about Mr. Candie I should know about before I meet him?"
• (Leonide Moguy) "Yes, he is a bit of a francophile. Well, what civilized people aren't? And he prefers "Monsieur Candie" to "Mr. Candie"."
• (Christoph Waltz) "Si c'est cela qu'il préfère."
• (Leonide Moguy) "He doesn't speak French. Don't speak French to him, it'll embarrass him."

• (Christoph Waltz) "Well, Broomhilda was a princess. She was a daughter of Wotan, god of all gods. Anyways, Her father is really mad at her."
• (Jamie Foxx) "What she do?"
• (Christoph Waltz) "I can't exactly remember. She disobeys him in some way. So he puts her on top of the mountain."
• (Jamie Foxx) "Broomhilda's on a mountain?"
• (Christoph Waltz) "It's a German legend, there's always going to be a mountain in there somewhere. And he puts a fire-breathing dragon there to guard the mountain. And he surrounds her in a circle of hellfire. And there, Broomhilda shall remain. Unless a hero arises brave enough to save her."
• (Jamie Foxx) "Does a fella arise?"
• (Christoph Waltz) "Yes, Django, as a matter of fact, he does. A fella named Siegfried."
• (Jamie Foxx) "Does Siegfried save her?"
• (Christoph Waltz) "Quiet spectacularly so. He scales the mountain, because he's not afraid of it. He slays the dragon, because he's not afraid of him. And he walks through hellfire -- because Broomhilda's worth it."
• (Jamie Foxx) "I know how he feel."

• (Christoph Waltz) "And as if on cue, here comes the sheriff."
• (Don Stroud) "Okay, boys, fun's over. Come on out."
• (Don Stroud) "Alright folks, calm down. Go about your business. The jokers will be gone soon."
• (Don Stroud) "Now, why do ya'll wanna come into my town and start trouble? And scare all of these nice people? You ain't got nothing better to do than to come into Bill Sharp's town and show your ass-."

• (Christoph Waltz) "You silver tongued devil, you."

• (Christoph Waltz) "You poor devils."

Samuel L. Jackson as Stephen

• (Samuel L. Jackson) "Hold your fire. Stop shooting, goddammit."

• (Samuel L. Jackson) "You said you ain't know him."
• (Broomhilda) "Huh?"
• (Samuel L. Jackson) "I said, "You said you ain't know him.""
• (Broomhilda) "I don't."
• (Samuel L. Jackson) "Yes, you do."
• (Broomhilda) "Mister Stephen, I don't."
• (Samuel L. Jackson) "Why is you lying to me?"
• (Broomhilda) "I ain't."
• (Samuel L. Jackson) "Then why is you cryin'?"
• (Broomhilda) "You scaring me."
• (Samuel L. Jackson) "Why is I'm scarin' you?"
• (Broomhilda) "Because you're scary."

• (Samuel L. Jackson) "In the sweet by and by, we shall meet on that beautiful shore. In the sweet by and by, we shall meet on that beautiful shore --"
• (Samuel L. Jackson) "In the sweet --"
• (Jamie Foxx) "By and by -- Ohhhhhh."
• (Jamie Foxx) "Ya'll gonna be together with Calvin in the "bye-and-bye -- ""
• (Jamie Foxx) "-- just a bit sooner than ya'll was expecting."

• (Samuel L. Jackson) "DJANGO. You uppity son of a b --"

Leonardo DiCaprio as Calvin Candie

• (Leonardo DiCaprio) "White cake?"
• (Christoph Waltz) "I don't go in for sweets, thank you."
• (Leonardo DiCaprio) "Are you brooding 'bout me getting the best of ya, huh?"
• (Christoph Waltz) "Actually, I was thinking of that poor devil you fed to the dogs today, D'Artagnan. And I was wondering what Dumas would make of all this."
• (Leonardo DiCaprio) "Come again?"
• (Christoph Waltz) "Alexander Dumas. He wrote "The Three Musketeers." I figured you must be an admirer. You named your slave after his novel's lead character. If Alexander Dumas had been there today, I wonder what he would have made of it?"
• (Leonardo DiCaprio) "You doubt he'd approve?"
• (Christoph Waltz) "Yes. His approval would be a dubious proposition at best."
• (Leonardo DiCaprio) "Soft hearted Frenchy?"
• (Christoph Waltz) "Alexander Dumas is black."

• (Leonardo DiCaprio) "Everybody stop antagonizing my guest."

• (Leonardo DiCaprio) "I've heard tell about you. I heard you been telling everybody them mandingos ain't no damn good, ain't nothing nobody is selling is worth buying; I'm curious. What makes you such a mandingo expert?"
• (Jamie Foxx) "I'm curious what makes you so curious."

• (Leonardo DiCaprio) "He is a rambunctious sort, ain't he?"

• (Leonardo DiCaprio) "What is the matter?"
• (Samuel L. Jackson) "Them motherf***ers ain't here to buy no mandingos. They's here for that girl."

• (Leonardo DiCaprio) "Django, and his friend in gray here, Dr. Schultz, are customers. And they are our guests, Stephen, and you, you old decrepit bastard are to show them every hospitality. You understand that?"

• (Leonardo DiCaprio) "How long was he lose?"
• (David Steen) "About, a day. Just the other night."
• (Leonardo DiCaprio) "How far he get off of the property?"
• (David Steen) "About twenty miles off the prop. Pretty far considering that limp he's got though."
• (Leonardo DiCaprio) "M-hmm."

• (Leonardo DiCaprio) "You enjoy that, boy; you've earned it."
• (Escalante Lundy) "Yes, sir."

• (Leonardo DiCaprio) "You do not have anything to drink. Can I get you a tasty refreshment?"
• (Christoph Waltz) "Yes. I'll have a beer."
• (Leonardo DiCaprio) "Wunderbar."

• (Leonardo DiCaprio) "Come on over. We got us a fight going on that's a good bit of fun."

James Remar as Ace Speck

• (James Remar) "Hey. Stop talking to him like that."
• (Christoph Waltz) "Like what?"
• (James Remar) "Like that."
• (Christoph Waltz) "My dear sir, I am simply trying to ascertain --"
• (James Remar) "Speak English, god**** it."
• (Christoph Waltz) "Everybody calm down. I'm simply a customer trying to conduct a transaction."
• (James Remar) "I don't care. No sale. Now off with you."
• (Christoph Waltz) "Oh don't be ridiculous. Of course they're for sale."
• (James Remar) "Move it."
• (Christoph Waltz) "My good man, did you simply get carried away with your dramatic gesture, or are you pointing your weapon at me with lethal intention?"
• (James Remar) "Last chance, fancy pants."
• (Christoph Waltz) "Oh well, very well."

Don Johnson as Big Daddy

(We don't have any quotes for this character)

James Russo as Dicky Speck

• (James Russo) "Who's that stumblin' around in the dark? State your business or prepare to get winged."

Walton Goggins as Billy Crash

(We don't have any quotes for this character)

Tom Wopat as U.S. Marshall Gill Tatum

• (Tom Wopat) "This is U.S. Marshall Gill Tatum."
• (Christoph Waltz) "Wunderbar, Marshall. I have relieved myself of all weapons, and just as you have instructed, I am ready to step outside, with my hands raised above my head. I trust, as a representative of the criminal justice system of The United States of America, I shan't be shot down in the street, by either you or your deputies, before I've had my day in court."
• (Tom Wopat) "You mean like you did our sheriff?"
• (Christoph Waltz) "Yes, that's exactly what I mean. Do I have your word as a lawman, not to shoot me down like a dog in the street?"
• (Tom Wopat) "Well, as much as we'd all enjoy seein' somethin' like that, ain't nobody gonna cheat the hangman in my town."
• (Christoph Waltz) "Fair enough Marshall, here we come."
• (Christoph Waltz) "They're a little tense out there. So don't make any quick movements, and let me do the talking."
• (Tom Wopat) "Come ahead. You unarmed?"
• (Christoph Waltz) "Yes indeed we are. Marshall Tatum, may I address you and your deputies, and apparently the entire town of Daughtrey, as to the incident that just occurred?"
• (Tom Wopat) "Go on --"
• (Christoph Waltz) "My name is Dr. King Schultz, and like yourself, marshall, I am a servant of the court. The man lying dead in the dirt, who the good people of Daughtrey saw fit to elect as their sheriff, who went by the name of Bill Sharp, is actually a wanted outlaw by the name of Willard Peck, with a price on his head of two hundred dollars. Now, that's two hundred dollars, dead or alive."
• (Tom Wopat) "The hell you say."
• (Christoph Waltz) "I'm aware this is probably disconcerting news, but I'm willing to wager this man was elected sheriff sometime in the last two years? I know this because three years ago, he was rustling cattle from the B.C. Corrigan Cattle Company of Lubbock, Texas. Now this is a warrant, made out by circuit court Judge Henry Allen Laudermilk of Austin, Texas. You're encouraged to wire him. He'll back up who I am, and who your dear departed sheriff was."
• (Christoph Waltz) "In other words Marshall, you owe me two hundred dollars."

Franco Nero as Amerigo Vessepi

• (Franco Nero) "What's your name?"
• (Jamie Foxx) "Django."
• (Franco Nero) "Can you spell it?"
• (Jamie Foxx) "D-J-A-N-G-O. The D is silent."
• (Franco Nero) "I know."

Miriam F. Glover as Betina

• (Miriam F. Glover) "What'cha do for your massa'?"
• (Jamie Foxx) "Didn't you hear him tell ya, I ain't no slave?"
• (Miriam F. Glover) "So, you really free?"
• (Jamie Foxx) "Yeah, I is free."
• (Miriam F. Glover) "So, you wanna dress like that?"

M. C. Gainey as Big John Brittle

• (M. C. Gainey) "And the Lord said "The fear of ye, and the dread of ye, shall be on every beast of the Earth.""

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