Foreign Affairs (Family Guy) Quotes

Foreign Affairs (Family Guy) is a TV show that appeared on TV in 1970 . Foreign Affairs stopped airing in 1970.

Foreign Affairs (Family Guy) Quotes

• (Unnamed) "This is what my class is all about. Learn with me, children. Let's teach each other."
• (Peter Griffin) "Chris -- you know this"
• (Chris Griffin) "Sherman's March to the Seal."
• (Unnamed) "Yes. Finally someone gets it."
• (Unnamed) "Ah. f***, children. My cock-sucking elbow. Oh, all the saints in Christendom. My elbow's shattered. Oh, it's shattered to f***. Somebody get the nurse. Get that big, f***ing black nurse. Oh, I'm so f***ed."

• (Meg Griffin) "The goat flu outbreak at school is over and, honestly, I'm afraid we're not learning anything."
• (Peter Griffin) "Ohhhh Meg, you couldn't be wronger. You're learning everything. Watch. CHRIS. Dates. Battle of Hastings?"
• (Chris Griffin) "I don't know."
• (Peter Griffin) "Franco-Prussian War?"
• (Chris Griffin) "I don't know."
• (Peter Griffin) "Sherman's March to the Sea?"
• (Chris Griffin) "I don't know."
• (Peter Griffin) "Cuban Missile Crisis?"
• (Chris Griffin) "No idea."
• (Peter Griffin) "Trail of Tears?"
• (Chris Griffin) "Never heard of it."
• (Peter Griffin) "Death of Charlemagne?"
• (Chris Griffin) "What is that?"
• (Peter Griffin) "Treaty of Augsburg?"
• (Chris Griffin) "I got nothin'."
• (Peter Griffin) "Cortez reaches South America?"
• (Chris Griffin) "Pumping a dry well."
• (Peter Griffin) "San Juan Hill?"
• (Chris Griffin) "No."
• (Peter Griffin) "Wounded Knee?"
• (Chris Griffin) "Stop."
• (Peter Griffin) "Great Schism?"
• (Chris Griffin) "DAD."
• (Peter Griffin) "Ahh, I'll take you back to school."

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