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Jerry's Painting Quotes

Jerry's Painting is a TV show that first aired in 1970 . Jerry's Painting ended in 1970.

Jerry's Painting Quotes

  • (Ben Wyatt) "Were you frying marbles?"
  • (Andy Dwyer) "We were testing to see if the smoke detector worked."
  • (April Ludgate) "It doesn't."
  • (Andy Dwyer) "Not to sound like I'm bad, because you're my boss and my friend, but I would hit that."
  • (April Ludgate) "Me too."
  • (Ben Wyatt) "OK. You always separate your lights from your darks."
  • (April Ludgate) "That's racist."
  • (Leslie Knope) "Every great work of art contains a message, and the message of this painting is, "Get out of my way unless you want an arrow in your ass.""
  • (Ron Swanson) "You forgot to paint a painting, son."
  • (Tom Haverford) "This is what Jerry sees when he closes his eyes at night: topless Leslie glued to a horse."
  • (April Ludgate) "We have a couple of house rules, though. You can't use the front door; you have to climb in through the back window. No personal phone conversations. If you ever speak to me in Spanish, please use the formal "usted." And no electricity after 6:00 PM. A couple more rules: if you ever watch a sad movie, you have to wear mascara so we can see whether or not you've been crying. There's no noise allowed on Mondays. And no TV after breakfast."
  • (Tom Haverford) "In one brushstroke, Jerry has destroyed the Jay-Z vibe I have taken years to build up and replaced it with a brown baby vibe, which is not as good a vibe."

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