American Reunion Quotes

American Reunion is a television show that appeared on TV in 1970 . American Reunion completed its run in 1970.

It features Chris Moore (film producer) as producer, Lyle Workman in charge of musical score, and Daryn Okada as head of cinematography.

American Reunion is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of American Reunion is 113 minutes long. American Reunion is distributed by Universal Pictures.

The cast includes: Thomas Ian Nicholas as Kevin, Eddie Kaye Thomas as Finch, Seann William Scott as Steve Stifler, Alyson Hannigan as Michelle, Dania Ramirez as Selena, Jason Biggs as Jim Levenstein, Chuck Hittinger as AJ, Ali Cobrin as Kara, Katrina Bowden as Mia, and Chris Owen as Sherman.

American Reunion Quotes

Seann William Scott as Steve Stifler

• (Seann William Scott) "I ain't worth jacks***, D-Ron."

• (Seann William Scott) "I'm s***ting in their cooler."
• (Jason Biggs) "I'm going to throw up."

• (Seann William Scott) "Oh, Finch's mom."

• (Seann William Scott) "Hey, s***bruck, when you're getting rammed by your cellmate tonight, think of Kevin."

• (Jim's Dad) "It is so great to see all you kids back in town. And what a terrific soiree are you throwing here tonight. Just wonderful."
• (Seann William Scott) "You know what? I'm gonna get you f***ed up."

• (Seann William Scott) "Ladies, you'd better be working hard; you weren't hired for your looks. Actually you were. Not you."

• (Seann William Scott) "Morning, co-workers and cock-jerkers."

• (Seann William Scott) "f*** yeah, Mr. Levenstein."
• (Jim's Dad) "The name's Noah, motherf***er."

Thomas Ian Nicholas as Kevin

• (Thomas Ian Nicholas) "Were we just as obnoxious as these kids back in the day?"
• (Eddie Kaye Thomas) "Not us, our generation, we were more mature."
• (Seann William Scott) "Check it out vagina shark."
• (Eddie Kaye Thomas) "I take that back."

• (Thomas Ian Nicholas) "Don't mess with the class of 99, bitch."

Alyson Hannigan as Michelle

• (Alyson Hannigan) "Everytime I wanna shop online and I start typing Amazon, amazingcollegesluts.com pops up."

• (Alyson Hannigan) "Get off my husband you little piece of s***."

Chris Owen as Sherman

(We don't have any quotes for this character)

Chuck Hittinger as AJ

• (Chuck Hittinger) "Did you just refer to yourself as the Stifmeister? Coz that's, like, the lamest name ever."
• (Seann William Scott) "I'm gonna f***ing kill you."

Katrina Bowden as Mia

• (Katrina Bowden) "What's with you jacking my style, bitch?"

Eddie Kaye Thomas as Finch

• (Eddie Kaye Thomas) "How is your mother, Stifler?"
• (Seann William Scott) "You stay away from my mom, s***bricks."

Ali Cobrin as Kara

• (Ali Cobrin) "Jim? I can't believe it's you. You don't remember me do you? Remember Teletubbies Tuesdays?"
• (Jason Biggs) "Kara? No, oh my god, what? You're not a kid anymore."
• (Ali Cobrin) "It's been a long time since I needed a babysitter."
• (Jason Biggs) "I can't believe how much you've grown up."
• (Ali Cobrin) "Thanks. It's actually my eighteenth birthday tomorrow."
• (Jason Biggs) "Eighteen, wow."
• (Ali Cobrin) "You should come to my party."
• (Jason Biggs) "Oh, thank you, no, I -- that might be --"
• (Ali Cobrin) "Please I want you to come so bad."

Jason Biggs as Jim Levenstein

• (Jason Biggs) "Stifler's having a party tonight. OK, I know that doesn't sound romantic or anything, but remember our first time was at a Stifler party. You made me your bitch."
• (Alyson Hannigan) "Yes. Yes I did."

Add or Update Quotes

If you have a quote to add or change and want to let us know, please fill in the form below. Include the time in the film/video if possible so we can find it.