Babel One Quotes

Babel One is a television program that was first aired in 1970 . Babel One completed its run in 1970.

It features Paul Baillargeon in charge of musical score.

Babel One Quotes

• (Unnamed) "I appreciate your cooperation."
• (Unnamed) "You're not especially difficult to work with, Captain. Unlike Tellarites, you understand ethics and try to live by them."
• (Unnamed) "Try?"
• (Unnamed) "Well, nobody's perfect."

• (Unnamed) "The food on this ship isn't fit for animals. That mangy pet of yours would probably taste better. You can either take me home, or find a new chef, it's that simple. Oh, something else: I want new quarters."
• (Unnamed) "Is that so?"
• (Unnamed) "For one thing, my room is too small. There are plasma conduits running across the ceiling. It's noisy, it keeps me up all night."
• (Unnamed) "Maybe you'd sleep better in the Cargo Bay."
• (Unnamed) "What did you say to me?"
• (Unnamed) "This is a starship, not a luxury liner. If you're not satisfied with the accomodations, we can leave you behind in a shuttlepod. Maybe you'll have better luck with whoever picks you up. And if you don't like Chef's food, don't eat it. From the looks of things, you should probably skip the dessert table while you're at it."
• (Unnamed) "That was a nice touch."
• (Unnamed) "I can't believe I'm supposed to speak to their ambassador like that."
• (Unnamed) "Tellarites always have a lithany of complaints. It's how they start arguments with people they've just met."
• (Unnamed) "Even if they have nothing to complain about?"
• (Unnamed) "In that case, they will just insult you. Whatever they say, you have to respond in kind, otherwise they'll take offence."
• (Unnamed) "A species that actually thrives on arguing. They probably make good politicians. Thanks for the dry run."
• (Unnamed) "Sir. I wasn't kidding about Porthos."
• (Unnamed) "You think he's mangy?"
• (Unnamed) "No. But you might want to keep him out of sight. Tellarites consider canines something of a, um, delicacy."

• (Unnamed) "You people are even uglier than I remember."
• (Unnamed) "Captain Jonathan Archer. Welcome aboard."
• (Unnamed) "Ambassador Gral."
• (Unnamed) "I'm told this ship is the pride of Starfleet. I find it small and unimpressive."
• (Unnamed) "Funny. I was about to say the same thing about you."

• (Unnamed) "I'd rather cohabit with Klingon targs than join forces with Tellarites."
• (Unnamed) "Your personal mating preference is no concern of mine."

• (Unnamed) "You know, I like these people more than I thought I would. They don't hold anything back. It's refreshing. Speaking your mind for a change."
• (Unnamed) "You don't feel free to speak your mind with the rest of us?"
• (Unnamed) "Now, you know what I mean."
• (Unnamed) "No. Maybe you'd like to explain it to me."
• (Unnamed) "Why don't you change your uniform before you stink up the place?"
• (Unnamed) "Ah. Practicing your Tellarite. I get it."
• (Unnamed) "When in Rome --"
• (Unnamed) "I beg your pardon?"
• (Unnamed) "Forget it."

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