The Brothers McMullen Quotes

The Brothers McMullen is a TV show that first aired in 1970 . The Brothers McMullen stopped airing in 1970.

It features Edward Burns as producer, Seamus Egan in charge of musical score, and Dick Fisher as head of cinematography.

The Brothers McMullen is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of The Brothers McMullen is 98 minutes long. The Brothers McMullen is distributed by 20th Century Fox.

The cast includes: Catherine Bolz as Barry McMullen, Mike McGlone as Patrick, Edward Burns as Barry, Mike McGlone as Patrick McMullen, Jack Mulcahy as Jack McMullen, Jennifer Jostyn as Leslie, and Peter Johansen as Marty.

The Brothers McMullen Quotes

Mike McGlone as Patrick McMullen

• (Mike McGlone) "f*** God?"

• (Mike McGlone) "She wants me back"
• (Jack Mulcahy) "What about the baby?"
• (Mike McGlone) "She had a miscarriage"
• (Jack Mulcahy) "Jesus, talk about the luck of the Irish"

• (Mike McGlone) "Repression is not such a bad thing."

• (Mike McGlone) "What am I going to do with my life? You know I didn't think college was actually going to end."

• (Mike McGlone) "I don't need any new ideas. I'm confused enough already."

• (Mike McGlone) "So what'd ya' give up for Lent?"
• (Edward Burns) "I gave up resolutions this year."

• (Mike McGlone) "I thought you didn't eat meat."
• (Jennifer Jostyn) "Only on Fridays."

Catherine Bolz as Barry McMullen

• (Catherine Bolz) "Speaking of our favorite wife beating, child abusing alcoholic, I went to the cemetery today."
• (Mike McGlone) "And?"
• (Catherine Bolz) "And I'm happy to report that he's still dead."

• (Catherine Bolz) "I like being a pessimist. It helps me deal with my inevitable failure."

Jack Mulcahy as Jack McMullen

• (Jack Mulcahy) "Jesus. How about a mercy flush?"
• (Mike McGlone) "Hey, I'm going to the bathroom here. Whatdja expect it to smell like?"
• (Jack Mulcahy) "Yeah? Well, you ought to be going to a doctor. Either that or I'll get Molly to change butchers."

• (Jack Mulcahy) "Remember some of that stuff he'd say when he was half in the bag?"
• (Catherine Bolz) "You shut your mouth when you're talking to me."
• (Mike McGlone) "The only thing I wanna hear out of you is nothing."
• (Jack Mulcahy) "And when I asked Dad how he liked my new red varsity jacket? He said 'You should get another one in blue and burn the both of em'."

• (Jack Mulcahy) "I am a progressively modern, politically correct housewife."

Peter Johansen as Marty

• (Peter Johansen) "Well listen, you better find some inspiration soon. For one thing, you need the money. And you know what? It's embarrassing; I've gotta tell the people in my business that my best young writer lives on Long Island. Writers live in Manhattan, Barry. Joey Butafucco's live on Long Island. You know what I'm saying?"

Edward Burns as Barry

• (Edward Burns) "Man is like a banana. Strong and firm, bright and phallic, and he's protected by his all-important shield. But, when a woman comes along, you know, she sees this bright phallic beast and she wants it. So, she starts peeling away your all-important shield."
• (Edward Burns) "First, she wants to see your romantic side, then she wants to see your passionate side, finally she wants to see your soft, caring, feminine side. She keeps peeling and peeling until your left there buck naked, totally exposed with your balls blowing in the wind. And that's when she gets her knife, and she cuts away your manhood piece by piece until she's having your cock in her corn flakes."

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