The Iron Petticoat Quotes

The Iron Petticoat is a television show that appeared on TV in 1970 . The Iron Petticoat ended its run in 1970.

It features Betty E. Box as producer, Benjamin Frankel in charge of musical score, and Ernest Steward as head of cinematography.

The Iron Petticoat is recorded in English and originally aired in United Kingdom. Each episode of The Iron Petticoat is 94 minutes long. The Iron Petticoat is distributed by John and James Woolf (UK).

The cast includes: Katharine Hepburn as Vinka Kovelenko, Alan Gifford as Colonel Tarbell, and Bob Hope as Major Chuck Lockwood.

The Iron Petticoat Quotes

Alan Gifford as Colonel Tarbell

• (Alan Gifford) "It doesn't hurt to tantalize em'."
• (Bob Hope) "Tantalize an heiress? That's like not opening your parachute."

Bob Hope as Major Chuck Lockwood

• (Bartender) "What's your stratagy, Captain?"
• (Bob Hope) "Right now, I'm torn between suicide and desertion."

• (Bob Hope) "I tried to get vodka, but they were out."
• (Katharine Hepburn) "Yes, I heard you Americans were on short rations."

Katharine Hepburn as Vinka Kovelenko

• (Katharine Hepburn) "I should think they would send a taller man."
• (Bob Hope) "Well, maybe I'll grow on you."
• (Katharine Hepburn) "You have an odd face."
• (Bob Hope) "It came with the body. It's a set."

• (Katharine Hepburn) "I lost my temper."
• (Alan Gifford) "At the communists?"
• (Katharine Hepburn) "No, at the male sex."

• (Katharine Hepburn) "It's too dangerous."
• (Bob Hope) "Marriage?"
• (Katharine Hepburn) "Moscow. We're going to live in Indianapolis, Indiana."

• (Katharine Hepburn) "A good Communist has no subconcious."
• (Alan Gifford) "That may very well be what's wrong with them."

• (Katharine Hepburn) "Do you think the Colonel would be fooled by such a ridiculous statement?"
• (Bob Hope) "If he'll eat Army food, he'll swallow anything."

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