Barbarella (film) Quotes

Barbarella (film) is a TV show that first aired in 1970 . Barbarella completed its run in 1970.

It features Dino De Laurentiis as producer, Bob Crewe; Charles Fox in charge of musical score, and Claude Renoir as head of cinematography.

Each episode of Barbarella (film) is 98 minutes long. Barbarella (film) is distributed by Paramount Pictures.

Barbarella (film) Quotes

• (Barbarella) "I'm so grateful for what you've done, I hardly know how to begin to thank you. I'm positive I could get you some sort of recompense from my government. I mean if there's anything you need or that I can do, please tell me."
• (Mark Hand) "Well, you could let me, make love to you."
• (Barbarella) "Make love, did you say?"
• (Mark Hand) "Yes."
• (Barbarella) "What do you mean? You don't even know my psychocardiogram?"
• (Mark Hand) "Heh?"
• (Barbarella) "Well, on Earth, for centuries, people haven't made love unless their psychocardiogram readings were in perfect compliments."
• (Mark Hand) "I know nothing of that. You asked me for what you could do for me and I told you."
• (Barbarella) "Well, alright. But, I don't see what good it will do? Do you have any pills?"
• (Mark Hand) "Pills?"
• (Barbarella) "Oh, never mind, I have some, here."
• (Mark Hand) "Wha-wha-what is this pill?"
• (Barbarella) "Its an exultation transference pellant, of course."
• (Mark Hand) "Hmm? I know nothing of this."
• (Barbarella) "I see. Well, on Earth, when our psychocardiogram readings are in harmony and we wish to, make love, as you call it, we take an exultation transference pellant and remain, like this. Here, let me show you. For one minute or until full rapport is achieved."
• (Mark Hand) "Aww. I don't care for that. This, this is what I mean. This. A bed."
• (Barbarella) "That? Why nobodies done that for centuries. I mean, nobody except the very poor, who can't afford the pills and the psychocardiogram readings."
• (Mark Hand) "Why not?"
• (Barbarella) "Cause it was proved to be distracting and a danger to maximum efficiency. And, and because it was pointless to continue, when other substitutes for ego support and self esteem were made available."
• (Mark Hand) "So, you won't do it?"
• (Barbarella) "Well, if you simply must insist, I guess so. But, I can assure you, there's really no point at all in doing it like this."
• (Mark Hand) "Without your, eh, garments, please."
• (Barbarella) "Oh."

• (Dildano) "Long live the revolution."

• (Barbarella) "I better adjust my tongue box."

• (Unnamed) "Stand by for a message from Dianthus, President of Earth and Rotating Premier of the Sun System."

• (Mark Hand) "In some things the old-fashioned ways are best, after all."

• (Barbarella) "Pygar. Why did you save her, after all the terrible things she did to you?"
• (Pygar) "An angel has no memory."

• (The Great Tyrant) "Why don't you give him a mouth-to-mouth?"
• (Barbarella) "I have a better idea."

• (Barbarella) "Professor Ping?"
• (Professor Ping) "Yes?"
• (Barbarella) "My name is Barbarella."
• (Professor Ping) "Tell me, what is your origin? You have the aspects of an Earthling."
• (Professor Ping) "You are of, female gender. Are you not?"
• (Barbarella) "That is correct."
• (Professor Ping) "Ahhh --"

• (Professor Ping) "Genius is mysterious."

• (Barbarella) "De-crucify the angel."
• (The Great Tyrant) "What?"
• (Barbarella) "De-crucify him or I'll melt your face."

• (Barbarella) "Pygar. What does that say?"
• (Pygar) ""Chamber of Ultimate Solution.""
• (Barbarella) "I don't like the sound of that."

• (Barbarella) "What's that screaming? A good many dramatic situations begin with screaming --"

• (The Great Tyrant) "Tell me, my fancy, fuzzy, freak: What do you think of, when you make love to Barbarella?"
• (Pygar) "Make love? I do not understand?"
• (The Great Tyrant) "Don't be coy with me, you are in no position. If only you had one eye in your head you would see what a delight I am, my face, my body, all my things are a delight. An exquisite delight."
• (Pygar) "What is it you want?"
• (The Great Tyrant) "I shall share my delights with you. You shall make love to me."
• (Pygar) "An angel doesn't make love. An angel is love."
• (The Great Tyrant) "Then you're a dead duck.; Guards. To the Mathmos with this winged fruitcake."

• (The Great Tyrant) "Hello, pretty pretty."
• (Barbarella) "Hello --"
• (The Great Tyrant) "Do you want to come and play with me? For someone like you I charge nothing. You're very pretty, Pretty-Pretty."
• (Barbarella) "My name isn't pretty-pretty, it's Barbarella."

• (The Great Tyrant) "Vade retro, Earth girl. I know you don't really exist."
• (Barbarella) "That may be true, Your Majesty, but let's just stick to what we see."

• (Durand-Durand) "I'll do things to you that are beyond all known philosophies. Wait until I get my devices."

• (Barbarella) "Make love? But no one's done that for hundreds of centuries."

• (President) "Your mission Barbarella: find Durand-Durand."

• (President) "We don't know anything about Tau Ceti or its inhabitants."
• (Barbarella) "You mean, they could still be living in a primitive state of neurotic irresponsibility?"
• (President) "Precisely."

• (President) "That's my good girl. One day, Barbarella, we must meet, eh, in the flesh. Thank you. And, Love."
• (Barbarella) "Love."

• (Unnamed) "Prepare to insert nourishment."

• (Barbarella) "My energy box is completely dead."

• (Dildano) "Are you typical of Earth women?"
• (Barbarella) "I'm about average."

• (The Great Tyrant) "Amusing, isn't it, Pretty-Pretty? Don't you feel like playing? Pretty-Pretty, you can play with us, if you want."
• (Barbarella) "Yes. Why not?"
• (The Great Tyrant) "Good, Pretty-Pretty."

• (Pygar) "An angel does not make love, an angel is love."

• (Barbarella) "Listen you kids, untie me or I'll call your parents."

• (Barbarella) "Just a minute, I'll slip something on."
• (President) "Don't trouble yourself. This is an affair of state."

• (Pygar) "You're soft and warm. We're told earth beings are cold."
• (Barbarella) "Well -- not all of us."

• (Dildano) "The time is right. The Queen is in her Chamber of Dreams."

• (Barbarella) "Armed? Like a naked savage."

• (The Great Tyrant) "The Mathmos has created this bubble to protect itself from your innocence."
• (The Great Tyrant) "You are so good you made the Mathmos vomit."

• (Dildano) "And our password will be -- Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch."
• (Barbarella) "You mean the secret password is Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch?"
• (Dildano) "Exactly."

• (Barbarella) "Weapon? Ha-ha. Why would anybody want to invent a weapon?"
• (President) "How should I know."
• (Barbarella) "Ha-ha. I mean, the universe has been pacified for centuries, sir."
• (President) "What we know of it."

• (President) "Well, it may give them the power to shatter the loving union of the universe."
• (Barbarella) "That could lead to; archaic insecurity and --"
• (President) "And war."
• (Barbarella) "You mean, selfish competition and --"
• (President) "I mean, war. Bloody conflict between entire tribes."
• (Barbarella) "I don't believe it."
• (President) "Neither do I. But, we can't take the chance."
• (Barbarella) "Something must be done."
• (President) "Yes. And you are the girl who has to do it."

• (Barbarella) "This is a really amuch too poetic way to die."

• (Barbarella) "Oh, I'm just not the tube type."

• (Durand-Durand) "Come on, come on. Stop stalling."
• (Barbarella) "I'm trying to find the keyhole."

• (Barbarella) "I suppose you realize you've saved my life."
• (Dildano) "A life without cause is a life without effect."
• (Barbarella) "Well, I'm sure I could get you a substantial recompense from my government."
• (Dildano) "Earth woman, shall I tell you what I would like?"
• (Barbarella) "I think I know."
• (Dildano) "No. No, not like that. Like on Earth, on-on Earth, the pill. I-I have the pill."
• (Barbarella) "But, eh, couldn't we do it your way? Eh, I don't want to change your traditions."
• (Dildano) "I'm not a savage. The pill."
• (Barbarella) "Alright."
• (Dildano) "Five years, I've waited for this experience."
• (Barbarella) "Oh, wait."

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